Jokes Forum - Page 107

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya? Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how

Bhola goes to a grocery store. He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager gets

Once some one sent SMS to Sardar - "bhejanewala mahan, padhanewala gadha" Sardar got angry and replied - "bhejanewala gadha, padhnewala mahan"

hehe! that is funny! I like the athlete one!

A Sardarji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to...

A young lad goes to the pharmacy to purchase some condoms. He's got a date this weekend and wants to be prepared..."Just in case." He looks

I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then I wrote your name on my heart i got Heart

HOPE U GUYS LIKE IT.... I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003 2004. Because of your

A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a

Hodgee comes to the United States from India, and he's only here a few months when he becomes very ill. He goes to doctor after doctor, but none

A Sardarni competed with a French woman and an English woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The French

If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday. It's only unethical if you get caught. The light at the end

A Chinese and an American man were having a conversation. The American said, "In the States we have elections every fourth year. How

JUST TEN YEARS AGO!!! Before the computer age, An APPLICATION was for employment. A PROGRAMME was a television show.

*There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them. *You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes. *You have a 'Singer Brother'

A young man had seriously dated three girls and was finally faced with the dilemma of which to marry. As a test he gave each of them one thousand...

An Indian who just came from India walks into a hardware store and asks to see the chain saws. Picking up one, he asked the store clerk, "How

If the Titanic was made in India: 10) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship. 9) There has to be a song with a girl wearing a

There was once LKY visited India. He was warmly welcomed by Gandhi, who took him to view many places in India. After sightseeing, LKY has this to

Singh stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!" "Yes, sir?" "I borrowed a book last week and it was

Gyani Zail Singh went to the US had a meeting with Reagan. Reagan said, "I want to show you the advancement in technology in USA. Come with me."

Mr Harpreet Singh Gulati is traveling from Moscow to Turban Pore [Capital of Khalistan] by Kithe Pacific. Seated besides him is Gary

Once an Indian minister was on a tour to France and his French counterpart invited him for a dinner. When the Indian minister arrived at the

Bholaji goes to the doctor and says "Doc, I ache all over. Every where I touch it hurts." The doc says "Ok, touch your elbow." Bholaji

Pyaaaray Lal, I am writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read

Bhola as you know, is a not too smart kind of guy. Everyday when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would

One afternoon, Bill Clinton was sitting in his office when his telephone rang. "Hello Mr. Clinton," a heavily accented voice says. "This is

***No Offense to any Pakistanis There was once a Indian and an Pakistani who lived next door to each other. The Indian owned a hen and each

Surinder's uncle was booked into an SIA flight to Bombay. But as this was his first time in an airplane, he made a few preparations that were out