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Call to Pantry! A Sardarji joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,

For some of u who don't know what it is , this dirubhai's childeren and wife, i'e., reliance fighting for property with each other, and

Have fun. Cheers, --Pujas

Jugnu Singh Q: Why did the Jugnu Singh take a pair binoculars with him to a funeral? A: It was a distant relative's funeral...

I LOVE BOMBAY!! Woh elco ki pani puri, woh chowpatty ki chaat, Woh Naturals ki ice cream, Wah usme thi kuch baat. Woh tiwari ki mithai, woh...

Job Interview While taking the interview... The Employer: 'How long did you work during your last job.' Sardarji: '30 years.' The Employer:

"Hello, Welch Hall, computer assistant. May I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was

X : Tell me five FERROCIOUS animals you can think of... Y: 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.

A famous art collector is walking down a Manhattan street when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the window of a second hand...

Mohabatein In An IT Company:-- Ek Trainee tha anjana sa.......... coding karne se woh darta tha........ Copy paste karke, idhar udhar...

1. Sign inside a research lab: DO NOT LOOK AT LASER WITH REMAINING EYE 2.Real Classified Ad: Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of

HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK -- When a coworker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone you think,

merey dilbar mujh sey hate na kar band aas umeed ka gate na kar dushman ko nominate na kar merey dilbar muujh sey hate na kar meri kul kainat

Ek tum ho jo kitney acchey ho, Ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho, Ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho, Ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho, Aur ek hum hain, jo

Guide: "I welcome u all to niagra falls. these are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20

An inebriated vagrant sat next to a priest on a bus. After reading his newspaper for a few minutes, he turned to the priest and queried,...

WHEN I AM : KAREEB THERE IS ONLY : KHAMOSHI I WANT TO SPEAK : DIL SE THAT'S MY KIND OF : ISHQ I WANT THIS TO BE : GUPT BECAUSE I ALWAYS HAVE :...

Two friends billooo tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam ( 7th standard ). They had crammed an essay of 'MY BEST FRIEND'. But

Chiman is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks... takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks, 'Kyon bhai...

It was autumn, and the Red Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a...

After the end of KARGIL war, our INDIAN troups where feeling bored. There were no PAKISTANIS to shoot for. So our Major Kuldeep Singh suggested...

One day there were three boys walking down the street, and suddenly they heard cries for help. When the boys got to the noise they saw George W.

1. WHEN A HOLLYWOOD ACTRESS WAS ASKED BY A PASSPORT CLERK,'OCCUPATION?' SHE REPLIED,'MOVIE EXTRA' 'MARRIED OR NOT......? 'SOMETIMES' SHE

Indian Veggie Answers Q. What did the lonely banana say? A. I'm a"kela". Q. What did the green peas say? A. Nothing. They just "mutter"ed.

Little Johnny was playing with his father's wallet when he accidently swallowed a quarter. He went crying to him mom, choking on the quarter.

MBA ! Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa, last year the name-plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. This year it reads Santa Singh, M.A.When did...

Santa Banta Santa Singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall. It read "Padne waala gadha."(one who reads it is

Santa Banta Santa Singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall. It read "Padne waala gadha."(one who reads it is

Santa Goes to heaven Santa Singh was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend Banta. As Banta singh stood beside the