Jokes Forum - Page 106

once a man bought a machine which was named as lie detecting machine. it would slap people who speaks lie. one day his son comes home late.

Nude girl with her boy friend opened her legs inviting him for f**K .... asked : Hamare baby ka naam kya hoga ? He wears the condom and said :

What is the difference between WATCH WIFE ......... Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai...... Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai Ek

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night in their tent, and went...

1. The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you are standing on. 2. Auto-mechanic to customer : I'm afraid you have

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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa... half discovered , half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

A sardaar wanted Twins .... Guess , what he did ???? . . . . . . . . . . . . He made two holes in the condom .

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Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem; doing it right requires tremendous tact and duplicity. "Get out" and "I never

Eye Contact: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many

The much-hated seargent screamed into the face of the lowly soldier, "I suppose after you get discharged from the army, you'd be waiting for me

This was so funny that i had to post it. A New York lawmaker called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they

As soon as the singer completed a song, the audience were screaming 'Once More! Once More!'. The Singer obliged and sang the song again. She

Patel is a Gujju-bhai. Patel was bragging to his boss one day,"You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know

Husband Wife - Why divorce? In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband." "But why ?" asked...

Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha , I am single i dont have Famale, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a

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next time when someone asks u how long?...be careful... A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups: male and female

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There came a big flood, and the water around Bhola's house was rising steadily.. Bhola was standing on the porch, watching water rising all

There was an accident at the turning. People gathered around the scene and at the same time there was this photo journalist. The smart guy he...

Two diplomats are riding in a limousine in Moscow, an Indian and a Russian, discussing state business. The Russian says to the Indian,...

EXTREME OF ISOLATION: Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other. EXTREME OF COWARDICE: Two persons

After making a trip of South India, Santa Singh, his wife and his son were returning to Punjab in Tamilnadu Express. Santa Singh was occupying

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