Written by ...i will tell you dearies which ones r written by who... Some are written by me and Shalu
pehle a not so crazy OS..i think i posted it aleady..oh well...let me post it again... hehe
Manyata: takes a deep breath and " haan uday hum aaj subha apna phone jnandini se lena hi bhul gaye the, toh isliye humein pata nahi tha ki aap sab humare liye itni chinta kar rahe honge. ( in her mind she says...uday hum tumse kya kahe joh tumhara dard halka ho jaaye, woh dard joh humne tumhe diya hain)
UV: Vijay bhanna tume ho kya gaya hain? Unnati ? chammak challo? listen meri behen se door raho ...
VB: I tell you Uday...darling..chammak challo toh Unnzie baby hi banegi..aur woh bhi humari...after all main tumhari sis ke peeche aur tum meri...haha...agar tum humari sis se door raho ge toh hum bhi tumhari sis se door rahenge!
UV: Oh...I see...so this is ur Agneepath..Vijay bhanna...thek hain...main tumhari behen ke paas..aur tum meri...haan par agar tumne choti ko rulaya..toh main tumhari hadi pasli tod dunga..without even touching u...(smirks)
VB:thinks to himself ( oh god Vijay yeh jungle queen ne pehle tujhe bina chuhe halal kar diya..patang se...abh yeh tarzar kya karega?)...uh Okay Uday...I understand... :).. I tell you..
UV: U tell me...? aage bhi kuch bolo ge ya nahi? .
VB:second thought Uv i prefer u... Tum zyada yummy ho.
VB:aur uv me hi tumara chammak challu banunga...
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AT DINING TABLE( all the drama begins here)
DS:manyata aur vijay beta hum umeed karte hai ki aap dono apna kam bakhubi nibhayenge..
V:Of course nanisaheb main manyata ko rajkumari banane ke sath achi maharani banane ki bhi koshish karunga..i tell you Ns is bar manyata jungle queen se devgarh queen banke hi rahegi
MANYATA:oye j ki punch,i tell you ke bache,abhi toh main rajkumari banne ki koshish kar rahi hun aur toh mujhe maharani bana raha hai aage kya banaega rajmata..
At class.
VIJAY:so manyata ab toh tumhe halal karne ka licence sirf hamare pas hai..i tell u..
Entry of the hero.
UDAY:vijay banna ham aisa kuch nai hone denge apni princess ke sath..halal sabd toh appe hi suit karta hai..
VIJAY:I TELL YOU
MANYATA:udaybeer tu chala ja ek toh is tellu ke bache se aise hi firi hui hai tu aur mat satka..
UDAY:ab se tum jo kahogi ham wahi karenge princess...ham friends toh ban sakte hai even hamne purani baton ko jane diya hai..ham bhi tumhe help karna chahte hai.
MANYATA THINKS AND THEN SMILES TELLING K BY THE EYES..Uday smiles:):):
UV: Princess...now remember dosti ki hain nibhani toh padegi...(winks)
M: haan haan...mere sade nahi ...mere Jalebi...dosti nibhana mujhe aata hain..
UV: thts great princess...here princess..aapke liye new..heels...aap woh FLoor Side..Romeo..ki Sadi hui heels fek sakti hain.. ;)
M: Uday...tujhe kaise pata chal gaya..ki I hate those heels...Wah yaar..tu sach main mera dost hain...haan haan de de heels...*sees heels nd starts walking in them*
UV: Princess Sambhal kar gir mat jaana..
M: toh kya hua tu hain na? mujhe pakad lena... :)
UV: haan haan princess I'm always there...never fear when UdayVeer is here.. :) par phir bhi be careful *praying...Please Gir jao !! meri bahonmein.*
M falls...nd Uv catches...nd both eyelock..nd M thinks to herself *shayad yeh mera dost nahi..dost se kuch zaada hain...woh unkahi unsuni..se aahat hain iski...Oye Manyata..kya kar rahi hain...tu itni gyanni kaise..chal...*stares into Uv's eyes...even more..nd is lost..nd stops thinking..(I know u can never stop thinking..par yaha director me nd shalu hain :) )
UV: ( song cums to mind...Ankhon main meri ajab si ajab si adayein hain..oh woah...wait main ankhon main meri kahan? I mean ankhon main teri..)...*thinks...aisa lag raha hain..ki bas yeh pal tham jaaye, yeh saama, yeh sadiyaan yeh zindagi,,,yeh ehsaas hi chalta rahe...*
VB: takes a pic of them nd calls his Chammak Challo...nd says... Unzie baby...plan Jungle Queen nd Tarzan Milap...part 1 sucessful!...now here i am texting u pic of Jalebi Bai and Sada hua papita ...in bahein...get these printed as pics..nd replace Mariyln Monroe's pics in Yummy Uday's room( jiska main chammak challo bana chahta hoon)..nd put ManVeer milap pics...! Evil Evil evil I tel you! ...ha ha...aur Baby..I got Manu Bhai to wear princess pink dress..nd ur yummie bhai..got heels...so dono look like..Jungle ne mila di jodi!..
Unzie: Wah Wah my mr. Chammak Challu...great! hum abhi pics ko replace kar ke aate hain...aur haan Vijay dont 4get my cadbury's dailymilk chocolate :) ..
VB: Of course Unzie baby..hum nahi bhulenge :) ...haan aate hue ek bandage bhijwadena..(make a crying face.)Unnzie: Kya ? bandage kyun?
VB: meri bechara haath..pura halal kar diya..iss Jungle queen ne...my hand still cant recover :(.
Un: hahah!! Vijay!! haha! acha thek hain...(thinks ...hahah! Pagal! ...lolz!..ek cut hi toh tha..kaunsa...jalta hua suraj kha liya.!)
~Chammak Challo ~
~Jungle Queen~
Tarzan.* me not saying this..J did..*... me calls him..Mr.Yummy! <3
~Mr.I tell you~
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Another scene~ By Mostly Shalu nd then some by me~ enjoy...ManVeer and JaiVeer! <3 special appearance Shalu, Aru, nd Faru! * Aru my other sis*
MANYATA:Halkat,Veda,KK,Suwar,Jki punch,i tellu ke bache pair chod mera..
VIJAY:OH jungle queen apki request costumer care service mein darz ki gayi hai ek ghante mein apki service uplabdh ho jayegi..
MANYATA:tu chahe jo karle main ek achi rajkumari ban ke rahungi</font>
J:oh tat's right jiji v bhai wahi toh kar rahe hai
ENTRY OF KARAN WAHI as karanveer singh uday's cousin:)
J:oh k tum kab aaye..chodo hi kitne dino bad..hamne tumhe kitna miss kiya..hugs@:):)
manyata:k l m ki bachi naye bandar ko bulaya hai mujhe marne ke liye..
Karan:j tumne bataya nahi aj kal tum naukaron ko jiji kehti ho.
Uday:karan yeh meri hone wali maharani hai..
Manyata:aur teri hone wali rajmata.
Vijay:i tell you guys enjoy mujhe abhi thoda kam hai..
Manyata:ghanta enjoy sale mere pair ka kya?
Vijay:tumhare pas hi toh hai i tell you..
Karan:comeon j,hum itne dino bad mile hai,let's go out..
Uday:good idea k hum tab tak manyata ke pas rukte hai..bye..see you all:)
manyata cries uday gently removes the patti,do dil mil rahe hai background..eye lock...
Manyata:sorry uday,Uday:no sorry princess..ab dosti mein no sorry no thanku..ab hum friends hai hi tohPicture dekhne chalogi..ds ko hum samjha lenge.
Manyata:thik hai:):) they watch ek deewana tha movie:):)
At the movie theatre...
Uday: princess...popcorn khayengi? (smirks..)
M:haan haan par ek shart par agar tu khilayega toh...aur yahan bohut thand hai...humein kulfi bana kar mar dena chahte hain kya yeh log?
Uv: hha princess agar thand lag rahi hai..toh humari bahon main aa jao...aur hum aapko popcorn zaroor khilayege..okay? (does a romantic wink nd smirk ---2 in 1)
M: haaan nnaaii ttoohh...brr..thand ho rahi hain..*hugs uday tightly nd notices his wounded hand* Monu's smile goes away...nd a tear of love flows from her eye...seeing the wound..then in filmy style before the tear is about to fall from m's chin uv catches the tear..on his finger nd says..."princess yeh ansoon anmol hai..kisi pearl se bhi zaada...u better not waste my tears..yes princess yeh ansoon humare hai..bas aapki aankhon se bhe rahe hain..". Uday then puts his finger on his heart..bd monu smiles...nd manveer share an eye lock...
Then suddenly karanveer nd j come ..
they go home and ds shouts at manyata..uday takes all the blame..ds scolds uday..
manyata acts like a princess nd says its all my fault..dadisa..its me to blame not uday... Mujhe ek baat samaj nahi aati bachpn se uday par hi sab dependant kyu hain..ever since he was a kid..no one actually ever showered him with love...sab ke sab maala japte rehte hain..oh uday beta i am proud of u..nd blah blah! Agar proud ho toh...show it!! Uss din uday ki award ceremony pe aap sabko aana chaiye tha..par aap sab...phite mu mar jaawan! Kaash main wahan hoti uday ke liye..kash mujhe pehle pata chal jaata ki ...uday ke liye ktni important tha woh din...:(...par bas aur nahi...aap sab uday ko samajhte kya hain...insaan hai woh..machine nahi...
Uday: happy nd teary par hides his tear behind smirk :))...nd monu grabs uday's hand...
M: uday hum tumhare saath hain...hain nahi th...toh dadisa..hum anjaam face karne ke liye taiyaar hain...
Ds: (proud nd happy m stood up for uv, nd ds's plan sucessful...m acted like princess) uday beta i am sorry humne aapko data...aur manyata beta congratz.aap apna pehle test par ka chuki hain...:):):)...we r proud of u beta.
M nd uv: both exchange looks nd say test? Then both smile...:):).
Karanveer enters nd calls j! J cums rushing down the stairs towards kv...nd j falls kv catches...j is blushy...nd kv smiles.
uday looks at kv nd says to himself: wah wah karanv...great ...humse aise hi aur seekho...:)...
M: hears this nd says uday...abh agar tum uss sasha washa ki bachi ke saath aur kuch flirting shirtng ki toh main tumhari...nahi uski hadi pasli tod dungi..han nahi toh ...then monu smiles nd uv too :)...
then after tht...
vb is running around with chocolate in his hand...nd unxie is running with bandage in her hand...both vb d un..r sticking their tongues out at each ther...
ds is wondering whts happening in the mahal? Monu is feeding uv jalebi nd uv making a not good jalebi face..nd says jalebi toh khat hain...princess ek kiss de kar jalebi ko meethi kar do...(smirks nd cutie pie wink)..
m: uh woh..blushes...
And j nd kv staring at each other nd imagining their dream...both walking ramp nd kv trips j so he cud catch her...nd j trips nd kv catches press ppl start singing "shalu nd mila di jodi" then suddenly Shalu comes with a wand in her hand nd waves it at Jveer, nd J takes ashirvaad while Kv just hugs nd kisses Shalu.. ...nd after the ramp.. Both j nd kv go to m nd uv's dreams...
Uv nd m talwaar baazing..nd m loses grip nd both uv nd m ki talwaare fall..nd m falls on top of uv..nd uv falls down..with a hero wali smoth landing with his arm...? then monu's hair open..nd uv's sunglasses fall off...nd uv is sweating ..nd sweat drops on monu..nd monu' s all blushy. Nd when sweat drop falls on monu ...monu ko jaise pyar ka kurrant lagta hain...uv sees this nd purposly does it more...shakes his head so mre sweat on monu nd monu is like..blushing nd smiling...nd says uday! Kya kar rahe ho...yeh barish karne ka time nahi hain...okay ?
Uday: acha princess tph kya karne ka time hain ;) ...meanwhile j nd kv enter...nd see manveer like tht...nd both r going towards. Them..par suddenly j trips kv..nd j catches kv..kv is shocked...yet happy..then rose petals start falling on manveer nd jveer ? (arti nd me r dropping rose petals from our jhule...nd we didnt drop yammy aka yamraj's cofffee on our teddybears this time, we r using the jhula to go to heaven not elevator or stairs)...hehehe
Rajkumari...Jungle ki Raani. <3
Rajkumar KaranVeer...<3</font>
Rajkumar Yummy!! <3 I mean UdayVeer <3
Rajkumari J
Majnu- Jai...Moniya aur Uday kahan hain...mujhe meri moniya se milna hain..
Jai- ( bends down...nd takes off her hi fi sandal...nd does a evil smirk nd looks at Akash in a pleasing way)
Majnu- uh Jai kya hua kuch chadal main atak gaya...?
jai- Oh ..yes...haan haadi!
majnu- haddi????
Jai- Oh my bad...I meant Hadda!! u !! gross admi!! come here...Idhar aa ! *Jai starts beating Majnu with Sandal* haha!
majnu - (bachao mujhe!! helllpp!! maine tumhara kya bigada hain J? )...Majnu making cry faces...nd all bechara sada hua bg playing...! nd Jai ka rocking evil tune playing!
Jai- acha? kya bigada hain...u r harassing my Jiji nd ..tum mere Jiju ka dimag...paka rahe ho...how dare u!!!??? try to instigate Manyata Jiji???? I will not spare you!! *beats akash to the max..max se bhi zaada*
majnu- aaha!! I'm sorry main abhi chiki se shaadi kar leta hoon aur soni amma ko apna shagun samhaj kar chalte hoon..!...tum kaho toh duniya chod ke chala jao?
Jai- Finally u r talking sense...abh kam se kam tumhari akal thikane toh aayi...Jaa go nd rot in hell! yes!!! GOO DIE!!!
Majnu- chodo toh sahi..! :'( baby face :( sada hua bg playing...
Jai- stops beating him..nd Akash runs..nd falls in chiki's bahein...nd soni understands everything..nd amma throws all their stuff in a car...nd chiki pulls akash in car..so all 4 these useless characters r leaving!! :))))) and Amma is driving...nd in the passenger seat akash is crying on chiki's lap...
amma falls asleep , soni is staring at the ground from the window..missing her pyaar..Dheeraj...*Isshhqq...from Devdas playing in bg)*...then Amma ki galti ke waje se..they all fall in ghai!! so the end...hahaha!!!
Happysss endiingss!
at the mahal...monu is trying on a pink lenga...par needs help with dori ( as if u all didnt know dori was coming lolz ? =) ) ...Uday Veer in black..outfit...nd comes nd sees monu struggling...
uday walks towards monu...nd monu sees uday coming in the mirror...so monu turns around to hide her back * piya se sharma rahi hain...lolz...not everyone is besharam like me..haha*...and she accidently trips nd makes Uv trip as well...resulting in Monu..falling on J's bed along with Uv ...*now dont say J's mirror nd bed r in different locations..lolz...this is my imagination lolz so enjoy...*
Uday nd Monu share an eye lock...Uday all blushy seeing Monu in pink lenga...cuz Uv had sent it..for Monu...And Monu all blushy seeing Uv all blushy nd Monu looks down to see wht is Uday wearing...*i know aisa kaun karega...*...UV is wearing the black outfit tht monu saw and wanted it for Uv but cudnt buy it...cuz Jghamindini was running late ...lolz.. Monu sees UV's chest...nd turns red...nd Uday sees monu ...looking at his chest .
UV- Princess...u like ? (smirks)...</font>
Monu- huh? * looks up..suddenly realizing Uv noticed*...um woh *smilesss*.
UV- Princess...aap ko jitni der tak dekhna hai dek lo..waise bhi humari shaadi hone wali hain...aur hum toh pehle se hi ...aapke hain...Manyata ka UdayVeer ?
Monu- *haaye mera rajkimar kitna hawwt hain, main wari jawan...Oye hoye, mere Piya saware ke naina pe toh main wari jawan*...haaye Uday tum itne swweeet kab se ho gaye? jalebi aur ras malai kha ke aaye ho kya? *blush*UV- ras malai ? jalebi? princess aap agar zeher bhi khilaugi na toh hum kha lenenge...winks ;)
Monu- winks bak..;)...both smile at each other...nd suddenly roses fall on them...from the ceiling...it was planned to fall on KaranVeer nd J...par Kveer is busy planning J's change of heart party...to celebrate J's help for Monu nd Uv...nd to celebrate their love confession jiske upar menu nd shalu ko work karna hain...lolz..=
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