the FINAL PUBLIC Declaration of Lowe - Page 11

Originally posted by: nehlove

<FONT color=#000099>Since I AM the official basanti of IBL... I think its only fair if I take up the task of spoofing this.. LOL</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>**Mappu stanging by the pool and all of Axe-L along with buffoon gang on the other side. Numbo sitting quietl filing nails.. **</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Mappu: Kood Jaaoonga, Drown ho Jaaoonga, Shaheed Ho Jaaoonga.... Hat Jao</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Axe-L randomness: Are.. Are... yeh kya kar rahe ho?</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Mappu: Wohi kar rahaa hun student log jo puppy apni malkin ke liye, gadhaa apne dhobi ke liye, aur husband apni wife ke liye karta hai..... Shaheed.... Shaheed....</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Princi: Arre... ye Shaheed kya hota hai??</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Dodo:Jab hum Kaminey bante hai tohussekahte hai Shahid banana</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Princi: Lekin log Kaminey kyun bante hai??</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Gunjan: Woh... arreMayank(crying),baat kya hai, tum shaheed (sob sob sob) kyun hona chahte ho?</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Mappu: Yeh mat puchho Gunjan, tumhare aansoon nikal aayege... Arre... ek second tumhare toh aansoon waise bhi nikal aayege main story bataoo ya nahi.. lekin bata hi deta hu. Yeh badi dukh bhari kahaani hai. Is storee mein carboard hai, shiny jazzy shirt hai, aur hugs aur kisses hai. Yeh Nupur hai na Nupur usse mujhse lagan karna tha.. Lekin iss library ne beech mein bhaanji maar di. Ab mai is earth pe nahi reh sakta. Axe-L waalo yeh lo mere aakhri notes (throws his notes pages), good baai, GOOD BAAI.</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Princi: Arre... yeh good Bai kya hota hai??</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Dodo: Jab humaari baai humko acchi lagti hai toh usse Good BAI bolte hai.</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Princi: Lekin yeh baai good kaise banti hai??</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Mappu: Axe-L Waalo main jaa raha hoon, Newton.... Einstein... main aa raha hoon.</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Axe-L chindis: Arre.. arre ruk jaoo, ruk jaoo Mappu.. humnein tumhara cardboard cutout bhi banaya hai..</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Mappu: Ruk jaoo?? Tum logo ne mera cutout banaya hai to.. thodi der ruk jaata hoon..</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Sam (to Nupur): Arre waah.. tum kaisi lover ho?? Tum baith kar dekh rahi ho..</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Nupur: Kyun.. kya hua?</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Sam: Mujhe kya maaloon.. woh dekhomera.. I mean tumharalover kahan khada hai.. dekha tumne??</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Nupur: Haan, dekha... kuchh nahi hoga.. Jab books dekhega toh khudyahaan aajaayega</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Sam: Yunke maine ek se ek type ki girls dekhi hai magar tum jaisi patthar dil lover kahin nahi dekhi jo.... (runs towards Mappu and with loving looks) Arre Sambhalo Mappu</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Mappu: Mera koi nahi iss duniya mein... na pyaar na yaar.. Is liye main shaheed hokar rahooga. Lekin ek baat sunlo Axe-L waalo. Jahaan koi topper jaan deta hai wahaan bhayankar kisam ki problems aati hai.</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Axe-L chindis: Kaisi problems??</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Mappu: Projects, assignments, egjaams, no games, no activities, no drama... aur yeh sab hoga iss library ki wajah se..</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Shukla: Hey raam...</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Mappu: Dekh lena AxeL waalo... whenI become shaheed, police coming, police taking all profs to jail, drinking out of Lil Kulkarni, the LOTA. In jail judge looking up and down, taking notes and lawyer pages flipping and flipping and FLIPPING..</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Bufoon Gang: Arre Nupur ab toh haan kar do.. </FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Numbo: Arre kaise haan kardoo Uday bhaiiyaa</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>**Uday nods and shows how...**</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Mappu: Arre Axe-L waalo iss nautanki se request karne ki koi zaroorat nahi hai. Ab main rukanewaala nahi.. Main kudunga aur shaheed hoke rahoonga. 1... 2.... 3.... 4... 5... 6... 7...</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Sam: Nupur.. maan jaao Nupur...</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Buffoon Gang: Agar woh shaheed ho gaya toh phirse court ka chakkar ho jaayega</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Nupur: Arre... main ab phirse court nahi jaa sakti. Mere paas already ek LOTA hai aur phir Mappu bhi nahi hoga mera lawyer banneke liye..</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Gunjan (crying again): Toh... toh.... toh..... (sobs) toh... phir maa... maa... maan jaao Di.</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Numbo: EK MINUTE Mappu.. Thero.. Main ab tumse naaraaz nahi hu</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Buffoon Gang: Arre Nupur ne haan keh di.. Ab peechhe hat jaao. Pool mein mat koodna</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Mappu: Arre.. Naraaz nahi hone se kya hota hai.. Mujhe toh Nupur ka confession sunna hai...</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Nupur: Mayank.. main bhi tumse pyaar karti hu.. Ab pichhe hatt jaao</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Mappu: He he he he... Arre Axe-L waalo.. Sunna sabne... Nupur bhi tayyar aur usko mujhse hai pyaar.. Isiliye.. Isiliye... Shaheed hona cancel.. Nupur... Main wahan aa raha hu Nupur..</FONT>

<FONT color=#000099>Viewers *headdesk*: Nahi... why couldn't he become Shaheed and save us from the torture...</FONT>