Originally posted by: nehlove
Since I AM the official basanti of IBL... I think its only fair if I take up the task of spoofing this.. LOL
**Mappu stanging by the pool and all of Axe-L along with buffoon gang on the other side. Numbo sitting quietl filing nails.. **
Mappu: Kood Jaaoonga, Drown ho Jaaoonga, Shaheed Ho Jaaoonga.... Hat Jao
Axe-L randomness: Are.. Are... yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Mappu: Wohi kar rahaa hun student log jo puppy apni malkin ke liye, gadhaa apne dhobi ke liye, aur husband apni wife ke liye karta hai..... Shaheed.... Shaheed....
Princi: Arre... ye Shaheed kya hota hai??
Dodo: Jab hum Kaminey bante hai toh usse kahte hai Shahid banana
Princi: Lekin log Kaminey kyun bante hai??
Gunjan: Woh... arre Mayank(crying), baat kya hai, tum shaheed (sob sob sob) kyun hona chahte ho?
Mappu: Yeh mat puchho Gunjan, tumhare aansoon nikal aayege... Arre... ek second tumhare toh aansoon waise bhi nikal aayege main story bataoo ya nahi.. lekin bata hi deta hu. Yeh badi dukh bhari kahaani hai. Is storee mein carboard hai, shiny jazzy shirt hai, aur hugs aur kisses hai. Yeh Nupur hai na Nupur usse mujhse lagan karna tha.. Lekin iss library ne beech mein bhaanji maar di. Ab mai is earth pe nahi reh sakta. Axe-L waalo yeh lo mere aakhri notes (throws his notes pages), good baai, GOOD BAAI.
Princi: Arre... yeh good Bai kya hota hai??
Dodo: Jab humaari baai humko acchi lagti hai toh usse Good BAI bolte hai.
Princi: Lekin yeh baai good kaise banti hai??
Mappu: Axe-L Waalo main jaa raha hoon, Newton.... Einstein... main aa raha hoon.
Axe-L chindis: Arre.. arre ruk jaoo, ruk jaoo Mappu.. humnein tumhara cardboard cutout bhi banaya hai..
Mappu: Ruk jaoo?? Tum logo ne mera cutout banaya hai to.. thodi der ruk jaata hoon..
Sam (to Nupur): Arre waah.. tum kaisi lover ho?? Tum baith kar dekh rahi ho..
Nupur: Kyun.. kya hua?
Sam: Mujhe kya maaloon.. woh dekho mera.. I mean tumhara lover kahan khada hai.. dekha tumne??
Nupur: Haan, dekha... kuchh nahi hoga.. Jab books dekhega toh khud yahaan aa jaayega
Sam: Yunke maine ek se ek type ki girls dekhi hai magar tum jaisi patthar dil lover kahin nahi dekhi jo.... (runs towards Mappu and with loving looks) Arre Sambhalo Mappu
Mappu: Mera koi nahi iss duniya mein... na pyaar na yaar.. Is liye main shaheed hokar rahooga. Lekin ek baat sunlo Axe-L waalo. Jahaan koi topper jaan deta hai wahaan bhayankar kisam ki problems aati hai.
Axe-L chindis: Kaisi problems??
Mappu: Projects, assignments, egjaams, no games, no activities, no drama... aur yeh sab hoga iss library ki wajah se..
Shukla: Hey raam...
Mappu: Dekh lena AxeL waalo... when I become shaheed, police coming, police taking all profs to jail, drinking out of Lil Kulkarni, the LOTA. In jail judge looking up and down, taking notes and lawyer pages flipping and flipping and FLIPPING..
Bufoon Gang: Arre Nupur ab toh haan kar do..
Numbo: Arre kaise haan kardoo Uday bhaiiyaa
**Uday nods and shows how...**
Mappu: Arre Axe-L waalo iss nautanki se request karne ki koi zaroorat nahi hai. Ab main rukanewaala nahi.. Main kudunga aur shaheed hoke rahoonga. 1... 2.... 3.... 4... 5... 6... 7...
Sam: Nupur.. maan jaao Nupur...
Buffoon Gang: Agar woh shaheed ho gaya toh phirse court ka chakkar ho jaayega
Nupur: Arre... main ab phirse court nahi jaa sakti. Mere paas already ek LOTA hai aur phir Mappu bhi nahi hoga mera lawyer banneke liye..
Gunjan (crying again): Toh... toh.... toh..... (sobs) toh... phir maa... maa... maan jaao Di.
Numbo: EK MINUTE Mappu.. Thero.. Main ab tumse naaraaz nahi hu
Buffoon Gang: Arre Nupur ne haan keh di.. Ab peechhe hat jaao. Pool mein mat koodna
Mappu: Arre.. Naraaz nahi hone se kya hota hai.. Mujhe toh Nupur ka confession sunna hai...
Nupur: Mayank.. main bhi tumse pyaar karti hu.. Ab pichhe hatt jaao
Mappu: He he he he... Arre Axe-L waalo.. Sunna sabne... Nupur bhi tayyar aur usko mujhse hai pyaar.. Isiliye.. Isiliye... Shaheed hona cancel.. Nupur... Main wahan aa raha hu Nupur..
Viewers *headdesk*: Nahi... why couldn't he become Shaheed and save us from the torture...