the FINAL PUBLIC Declaration of Lowe - Page 10

Originally posted by: cool.sindhya

awessuummm topicc caroo...

lol... that shudd b funn...

thoughh i heardd sumthngg else...

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ahahaha this is our speculation..fr fun 😛

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neha and mels!!!

yeh tou awesome raha

i just saw
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Originally posted by: nehlove

Since I AM the official basanti of IBL... I think its only fair if I take up the task of spoofing this.. LOL

**Mappu stanging by the pool and all of Axe-L along with buffoon gang on the other side. Numbo sitting quietl filing nails.. **

Mappu: Kood Jaaoonga, Drown ho Jaaoonga, Shaheed Ho Jaaoonga.... Hat Jao

Axe-L randomness: Are.. Are... yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Mappu: Wohi kar rahaa hun student log jo puppy apni malkin ke liye, gadhaa apne dhobi ke liye, aur husband apni wife ke liye karta hai..... Shaheed.... Shaheed....

Princi: Arre... ye Shaheed kya hota hai??

Dodo: Jab hum Kaminey bante hai toh usse kahte hai Shahid banana

Princi: Lekin log Kaminey kyun bante hai??

Gunjan: Woh... arre Mayank(crying), baat kya hai, tum shaheed (sob sob sob) kyun hona chahte ho?

Mappu: Yeh mat puchho Gunjan, tumhare aansoon nikal aayege... Arre... ek second tumhare toh aansoon waise bhi nikal aayege main story bataoo ya nahi.. lekin bata hi deta hu. Yeh badi dukh bhari kahaani hai. Is storee mein carboard hai, shiny jazzy shirt hai, aur hugs aur kisses hai. Yeh Nupur hai na Nupur usse mujhse lagan karna tha.. Lekin iss library ne beech mein bhaanji maar di. Ab mai is earth pe nahi reh sakta. Axe-L waalo yeh lo mere aakhri notes (throws his notes pages), good baai, GOOD BAAI.

Princi: Arre... yeh good Bai kya hota hai??

Dodo: Jab humaari baai humko acchi lagti hai toh usse Good BAI bolte hai.

Princi: Lekin yeh baai good kaise banti hai??

Mappu: Axe-L Waalo main jaa raha hoon, Newton.... Einstein... main aa raha hoon.

Axe-L chindis: Arre.. arre ruk jaoo, ruk jaoo Mappu.. humnein tumhara cardboard cutout bhi banaya hai..

Mappu: Ruk jaoo?? Tum logo ne mera cutout banaya hai to.. thodi der ruk jaata hoon..

Sam (to Nupur): Arre waah.. tum kaisi lover ho?? Tum baith kar dekh rahi ho..

Nupur: Kyun.. kya hua?

Sam: Mujhe kya maaloon.. woh dekho mera.. I mean tumhara lover kahan khada hai.. dekha tumne??

Nupur: Haan, dekha... kuchh nahi hoga.. Jab books dekhega toh khud yahaan aa jaayega

Sam: Yunke maine ek se ek type ki girls dekhi hai magar tum jaisi patthar dil lover kahin nahi dekhi jo.... (runs towards Mappu and with loving looks) Arre Sambhalo Mappu

Mappu: Mera koi nahi iss duniya mein... na pyaar na yaar.. Is liye main shaheed hokar rahooga. Lekin ek baat sunlo Axe-L waalo. Jahaan koi topper jaan deta hai wahaan bhayankar kisam ki problems aati hai.

Axe-L chindis: Kaisi problems??

Mappu: Projects, assignments, egjaams, no games, no activities, no drama... aur yeh sab hoga iss library ki wajah se..

Shukla: Hey raam...

Mappu: Dekh lena AxeL waalo... when I become shaheed, police coming, police taking all profs to jail, drinking out of Lil Kulkarni, the LOTA. In jail judge looking up and down, taking notes and lawyer pages flipping and flipping and FLIPPING..

Bufoon Gang: Arre Nupur ab toh haan kar do..

Numbo: Arre kaise haan kardoo Uday bhaiiyaa

**Uday nods and shows how...**

Mappu: Arre Axe-L waalo iss nautanki se request karne ki koi zaroorat nahi hai. Ab main rukanewaala nahi.. Main kudunga aur shaheed hoke rahoonga. 1... 2.... 3.... 4... 5... 6... 7...

Sam: Nupur.. maan jaao Nupur...

Buffoon Gang: Agar woh shaheed ho gaya toh phirse court ka chakkar ho jaayega

Nupur: Arre... main ab phirse court nahi jaa sakti. Mere paas already ek LOTA hai aur phir Mappu bhi nahi hoga mera lawyer banneke liye..

Gunjan (crying again): Toh... toh.... toh..... (sobs) toh... phir maa... maa... maan jaao Di.

Numbo: EK MINUTE Mappu.. Thero.. Main ab tumse naaraaz nahi hu

Buffoon Gang: Arre Nupur ne haan keh di.. Ab peechhe hat jaao. Pool mein mat koodna

Mappu: Arre.. Naraaz nahi hone se kya hota hai.. Mujhe toh Nupur ka confession sunna hai...

Nupur: Mayank.. main bhi tumse pyaar karti hu.. Ab pichhe hatt jaao

Mappu: He he he he... Arre Axe-L waalo.. Sunna sabne... Nupur bhi tayyar aur usko mujhse hai pyaar.. Isiliye.. Isiliye... Shaheed hona cancel.. Nupur... Main wahan aa raha hu Nupur..

Viewers *headdesk*: Nahi... why couldn't he become Shaheed and save us from the torture...

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@Melissa. fantastic. One shot two birds. MAYUR and SAYANK. 👏

@neha


Dodo: Jab hum Kaminey bante hai toh usse kahte hai Shahid banana
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Mappu: Mera koi nahi iss duniya mein... na pyaar na yaar.. Is liye main shaheed hokar rahooga. Lekin ek baat sunlo Axe-L waalo. Jahaan koi topper jaan deta hai wahaan bhayankar kisam ki problems aati hai.
Axe-L chindis: Kaisi problems??

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Viewers *headdesk*: Nahi... why couldn't he become Shaheed and save us from the torture...


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dude i loved EVERYTHING ABT IT!

Thank you Shamil, Rachna, Kavya, Nemo, Anu, Caro... phor appreciating my faltu spoof..

@Anu, Caro- I couldn't imagine anyone else besides dodo coming up with such "brilliant" lines.. Actually I could have substituted him with PD but then all the attacking would start.. LOL

OMG neha n mels 🤣

my stomach hurts!!

too good..too good! 🤣 🤣

OMG this is awesome..I read neha n Melissa's spoofs n either one of these wud be gr8 in MJHT
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(honestly i want to put ROFL all over, but am too lazy so i m using the lol ones...kindly adjust 😳

Originally posted by: Melissa

As Mayank starts falling very slowly, Samrat uses his flying power and takes off. He catches Mayank safely in his arm (he also has strength as his power. YEAH!!!) They both land and Mayank tells samrat that he shouldn't have saved him (mayank) as he was executing his perfect plan of nishana sadhuing. Samrat replies "tum itna kimti ho, tumhe khone kaise deta...........

Originally posted by: Melissa

Awesome topic Caro!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, here is how I want the public declaration to be. So, MN has this HUGE fight and N is all busy making faces and being angry with Mayank, while M is set to get back his lady love.


First Attempt: he recycles all the cardboard stuffs from the BIG date and makes a cardboard castle for Nupur, plants the ghoda in front of the castle, makes cardboard foods and then gifts Nupur a white cardboard gown.......👏. Anyway, for some reasons totally shocking to Mayank and us, Nupur hates the cardboard gifts😲.

Second Attempt: He wears a multicoloured shirt (red-orange-pink-purple-yellow-green coloured) which has golden bulbs attached to it. He hires some sisters of Sheena as extras and dances with them on Dard-E-Disco and maybe, just for a regular change, on Kaate Nahin Kat te. Sadly, the stubborn and insensitive Nupur fails to see Mayank's lowe and refuses to accept his apology.

Third Attempt: After a detailed coded discussion on girls between the 'cool' dudes Samrat and Mayank, Mayank decides to give up all the 'filmy' attempts and speak his heart out. He takes Nupur to the terrace. Yes Axe-L college has a terrace just like DMG one😃. Then Mayank says how much he loves Nupur and tells that he can even 'shaheed' himself to prove his love for Nupur. Nupur curtly tells Mayank that he can do whatever he wants, she gives a da*n.

A hurt Mayank goes on the edge of the terrace and is about to fall, when he notices that Nupur has her back turned on him. So he starts saying some more lines so that Nupur turns and simultaneously communicates with Sammy through their mind ( we all know the bond these two shares. the pool scene was enough to tell us about the lowe between these two chaddibuddies). Anyway, sammy feels that Mayank is going to do something heroic and along with the entire college he comes out of the building, only to look above and see that Mayank is about to fall from the terrace. He shouts 'Mayank', while the two or three girls who are present are on the verge of tears, dodo, benji and Dia looks as blank, Gunjan looks lost as usual. Hearing Sammy boy's scream, Nupur turns and sees what Mayank is about to do and starts to run to save him but too late.

As Mayank starts falling very slowly, Samrat uses his flying power and takes off. He catches Mayank safely in his arm (he also has strength as his power. YEAH!!!) They both land and Mayank tells samrat that he shouldn't have saved him (mayank) as he was executing his perfect plan of nishana sadhuing. Samrat replies "tum itna kimti ho, tumhe khone kaise deta...........(ooops, I am getting a bit carried away, I was supposed to narrate MN's public confession.....😳)

Anywho, Nupur arrives on the ground and she hugs mayank, and tells how much she loves him and then gets a bit angry on how stupid a thing mayank was going to do. Then Mayank goes down on his knees and professes his lowe for Nupur. They hug, cry, smile. EVeryone knows about them now.......everyone is happy. The end!😊

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Sammy flying to catch Mayank has to be the CHERRY on the cake 🤣

And after the patch up when M and N are hugging Mayank winks at Sammy who winks back at him 😳 😳 *blush* *faint* *cry* *die*