Originally posted by: queenyuks
Chorried from nibbles
If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done? succeeded in failing
How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire? coz anything can happen carelessly
Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour? coz the rush hour causes the traffic
What's the speed of dark? the opposite of the speed of light
If physics can predict lottery numbers,
why are they still working? coz .....who knows
If you run backwards will you gain weight? nop, coz ur still running
If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends? coz her freinds are the ones that make her popular
What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice? u get fully scared to death
Can a blind person feel blue? yh, if they are sad
How can a house burn up when it burns
down? it burns up - as it gets hot, buh burns down as it truns to ashes
Are you telling the truth when you lie in
bed? yehh, coz i aint exctly lying (no telling the truth!) im just laying!
If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
bad thing? depends how it sucks - sucks as in suction, or sucks as in waste of space adn doesnt work!
How do you know when a Smurf
suffocates? dunno, never tried
Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular? huh, dont get that one!
If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know? u have to be a spelling genious!
In Chinese why are the words for crisis
and opportunity the same? who knows, i aint chinese
Why does X stand for a kiss? coz .... it looks like one 😕
Why does O stand for a hug? coz it symbolises tht a hug is round
Why is the alphabet in that order? God knows, i werent alive when it was invented
How does skating on thin ice get you into
hot water? thin ice meaning taking a big risk and hot water meaning in trouble
Why are they called stands when there
made for sitting? God knows.......
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected? yeh but what is the unexpected? you dont kno waht to expect
When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say? silly sausages???
Why are they called non-stick pans? so the batter/mixture dont stick Is
there a law saying your not allowed to put
sticks in them? maybe, in the land of cooking
Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites? a wise-man knows that he knows nothing and a wise-guy knows that he knows everything!
If work is so terrific how come they have
to pay you to do it? coz they using ur qualifications
Should crematoriums give discounts for
those who died in fires? no - still have to burn the rest of the body
Is it possible to have a civil-war? yhh - has been many
If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
still #2? #2 is the best
Do tea makers have coffee breaks? yes, who says tea makers dont like coffees
Can fat people go skinny-dipping? yes, what if they have skinny legs??
Why do they announce power shortages
on TV? to get people to close the TV
Do you need a silencer when you shoot a
mime? huh??
Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead? coz u think that the remote is just dodgy and by pressing harder the battery may resusecate
How can batteries die? when the alkaline runs out
If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be? -1 degrees
Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts? maybe, ask the person who invented these words lool
Why is abbreviated such a long word? coz we chose to make it a long word
Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it? coz how u meant to go and cout the stars
Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'? it wasnt me
Do you find it unnerving that what doctors
do is called 'practice'? thats why i avoid doctors
Would a fly without wings be called a
walk? no it will be dead
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked? its homeless
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? yes
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections? coz u could get infected-----
These should keep you busy for a while😉 it certasinly did loool
Yuks
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