Originally posted by: queenyuks
These are questions in life that make you go hmm... 🤔
But I want your answers for them!
1) What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card? Its the thought that counts, can help it if its ur luck, or the dodgy paper!
2) Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils? yes, coz i swear they can still see everything
3) Why doesn't broccoli come in a can? Because .... noone thought of it
4) Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism? depends what side u eat - the tail or the top
5) Can you read a picture book? yes, some still have writing in it - dont it
6) If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking? blinking
7) If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them? yep, depends who it is first!
8)Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"? coz new people are refered to as babies
9) Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head? becasue then there will be no difference between body hair and hair hair
10) Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them? maybe, if they become dependant on it, and control it by gradually reducing their lessons
11) If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles? coz they look like marbles or coz u kno how two things have same name but mean different things, thats why
12) How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. because it depends when u do the childish thing, and what the limit is!
13) If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family? prince??
14) How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time? God knows ....
15) Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are? loool haha, ermm... coz .......
16) If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? the doctor would have to be seriously ill, and some doctors would work on the doc and others on the patient - depending on the seriousness of the patient
17) You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them? i have never seen a restaurant saying that, but i guess noone is stupid to go into a restaurant wivout pants
18) Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you? just the way the animal kindom works
19) If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? no- u just get a really spolied cow who doesnt give enough milk
20) Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? coz some people dont ave the time to look for them
21) How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? yeh but if u didnt realise, then atleast other people would run through 22) If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket? guess so
23) Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? because its got the animals there
24) Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped?? just the way the english works
25) How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"? lool. hmmm dunnop u kno
26) Why can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse? loool - coz downhill can get u hurt, buh is also fun
27) Do cows have calf muscles? loool yeehh, when they were younger
28) Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters? then its not really short, its a nickname isnt it?
29) Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? cats cant eat continuous mice
30) Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light? lool who knows.....
BONUS: Do you hate me yet? loool no, it was quite fun
Have fun jaanu 😉
Yuks
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