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Sharriffuddin is handsome 🤣

Two friends , SHUTUP and THEWAR were hunting in the forest when the two realize that they have lost their way from each other . After searching for hours his friend in the forest , finally his friend SHUTUP decided to call the police station .

Originally posted by: ..Tahniat..

Sharriffuddin is handsome 🤣

does the joke has to be related to ja show only ?

Fb purchased whattsapp in 19
billion.
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Microsoft purchased nokia in 7.7
billion.
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Google purchased utube in 1.65
billion.
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Google purchased motorola in 2.9
billion.
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Oracle purchased sun and java in
7.4 billion.
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HP Purchased compac in 25 billion.
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Microsoft purchased skype in 8.5
billion!!
Ab mi kya khareedu samajh me ni
aara...

A sardar was cutting at the edges of a tablet.
U know y??
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..to avoid side effects!!

Bill Gates has decided not to invest further in
India after receiving a letter" from Mr. Banta.
To,
Bill Gates,
Microsoft,
U.S.A.
From: Banta
Date: 1 April 2013
Subject: Problems with my new computer...

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home & we have found some problems, which I want to
bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button.
We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is
available in system?
I find only 're-cycle',
but I own a scooter.
3. There is 'Find' "button but it is not working.
My wife lost the door key & we tried a lot to
trace the key with this 'find' button, but was
unable to trace.
Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learned 'Microsoft word' & now he wants to
learn 'Microsoft sentence',
so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer,
CPU, mouse & keyboard,but there is only one
icon which shows 'My Computer': when will you provide me the remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says 'My Pictures' but
there is not even a single photo of mine. So
when will you keep my photo in that.
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT
HOME' since I use the PC at home.
8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'.
When you will provide me "My upcoming places "
Last one Mr. Bill Gates
P.S: "Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but
you are selling WINDOWS ?"
Regards,
Banta .

What do you call Anil kapoor on his 47th
birthday?
AK47'

Ek "CHUHA" THA?
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Battameez sara msg hi kutar gaya..
Warna itna kuch likha tha aap ki tarif me ki bus poocho hi mat.


Life mein' 2 bate hamesha yaad rakhna


1. Hawa chalti he to patte hilte hai.

2. Nahi chalti, to nahi hilte.


bas yaar Thanks mat bolna, Jab tak knowledge hai, dete rahenge...--

SCIENCE kehti hai ki paani ubalne se kitanu mar jate hai..
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Par Science ko ye nahi pata ki kitanu ke marne ke baad unki ''Dead Bodies'' to paani me hi reh jati hai !
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Stupid Science
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kasam se bachpan se genius hu... Lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya
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Cow & Cat both are sisters..
Now you must be thinking ke kaise?

Jyada mat socho.
I'm telling you, Cow Mata hoti hai Aur Billi Mousi

Bola tha na bachpan se hi intelligent hoon, lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya.

No claps plz...I dnt like publicity..

bas ab Thanks mat bolna, Jab tak knowledge hai dete rahenge...
If 'muuaah' is a Kiss..:* Then... . . . . . . . . . . . 'Kalmuuaah' is promise to kiss tomorrow...!!

No Claps plzzz...!!"

I hate publicity...'. I m the best.
I can prove it.

I can put Coffee in coffee cup.Can you put world in World Cup?

OK 1 more

I can send my Address on your Mobile.
Can you send your Mobile on my Address?
Nahi..Ok OK

I can eat Cream Biscuits with Cream.
Can you eat Tiger Biscuit with tiger?
Kaha na only I m the Best...

Ab apne naam se sab ko mat 4ward Karna,Kyoki isse sachai nai badal jayegi.
Dost kaminey hone chaahiye;
Co-operative to Banks bhi hote hai.