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bokul

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Posted: 11 years ago

#31

At a party, the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. She was sure that not all of these had been invited but didn't know how to tell which ones were the crashers.

Then her husband got an idea. He turned to the crowd of the guests and said, "Will everyone from the bride's side of the family stand up please?" About 20 people stood.

Then he asked, "Will everyone from the groom's side of the family stand up please?"

About 25 people stood up.

Then he smiled and said, "Will everyone who stood please LEAVE... This is a 'Birthday Party'!!!"

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bokul

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Posted: 11 years ago

#32

Originally posted by: sweetystubborn

No , it can be whatever you want that you find really hilarious and want to share with us 😃😆😃

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bokul

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Posted: 11 years ago

#33

First time in the history it happened and won't happen again

Rajnikant vs sardar: opening Question to both in a competition..
What is half of 8?

Rajni: 4

Sardar: Depend karta hai.
agar horizontally half karo to '0
aur vertically karo to '3

Rajnikant Lost!

badda aaya Rajnikant..

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bokul

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Posted: 11 years ago

#34

Sir: Define Energy?

Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas...

Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.

Santa: "and this is called Energy..." :-P

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bokul

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Posted: 11 years ago

#35

Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?

Santa: Film me bahut mushkilo k baad shadi hoti hai.
Asli life me shadi ke baad bahut mushkil hoti hai.

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bokul

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Posted: 11 years ago

#36

Santa 2 cigarette ek saath pee raha thaa.
Patni: 2 cigarette kyon peete ho?
Santa: Dost kee yaad aati hai na.. ek meri hoti hai aur ek mere dost ki.
Kuchh dino baad Santa ek hi cigarette peene laga.
Patni ne poochha: Dost ko bhool gaye kya?
Santa: Nahi Pagli, maine cigarette peena chhod diya hai!!!

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bokul

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Posted: 11 years ago

#37

Santa: Tu Mirror ke samne baith kar kyun padhta hai?

Banta: Iske 3 fayde hain.
1. Sath me revision ho jata hai.
2. Khud pe nazar bhi rehti hai.
3. Padhne ke liye company mil Jati.

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bokul

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Posted: 11 years ago

#38

Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha
Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli:
Kya bola?
To Santa rote hue bola:
Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?

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bokul

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Posted: 11 years ago

#39

Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.

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taaniroyal

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Posted: 11 years ago

#40

Originally posted by: rima4ever

Sir: Define Energy?
Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas...
Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Santa: "and this is called Energy..."

hahaha..
Well main apna inbox check karti 1000 sms unred parhy...
Fir post karti

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