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taaniroyal

@taaniroyal

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 12 years ago

#41

Wife subah husbnd ko namaz k liye jagati hai.
Hsband: "Yaar soney do, qaza parrh loon ga."
Wife: "Shariat namaz ki qaza ki ijazat nahin deti."
Husband: Ghuse se "Shariat 4 shadiyon ki ijazt tau deti hai na??"
Wife: "So jao, so jao... Allah barra Ghafoor-o-Raheem hai..." :)

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Tenzin

@SenpaiNOTICEME

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 12 years ago

#42

THE BEAUTY OF THE BRIDE

After years of frequentation and commune life , a young man decides to marry with his girlfriend however he doesn't know at all the rituals and traditions of wedding so after the prayers , he goes to the priest asks :

- Excuse me my father , I know that the tradition asks for young married couple to offer something in offering for the priest who has celebrated their wedding but I don't know what people gives generally .

At that the priest approaches him and whispers into his ear :

- Generally it depends on the new bride's beauty! More she is pretty , the sum is higher.

To that the groom rushes near his bride , stares at her instantly from head to toe and then he hesitatingly puts his hand in his pocket and then forward his hand toward the priest with the piece of one euro .

The priest generous , says :

- Wait here , I will be back with currency 😆😆😆

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TheShySoul12

@TheShySoul12

Inactive

+ 2

Posted: 12 years ago

#43

Adham is the only super smart guy on this earth..!!!!!!🤣🤣

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Tenzin

@SenpaiNOTICEME

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 12 years ago

#44

Originally posted by: ...Renu...
Adham is the only super smart guy on this earth..!!!!!!🤣🤣

My foot 🤣🤣 Then Jallu is the ugliest guy in this world 🤣🤣

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taaniroyal

@taaniroyal

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 12 years ago

#45

2dost safar pe ja rahe the.
Raste me raat hogai wo TENT laga k so gaye.
RAAT ko 1dost ki ankh khuli usne dusre ko jaga k kaha Asman ki tarf dekh k bata tuje kya nzar aa raha he
2nd dost:Bhut sare sitare
1st:isse kya pata chlta he
2nd:Asman saf he barish nhi hgi
1st:aby Newton ki aulad
Tent chori ho gya ha.

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TheShySoul12

@TheShySoul12

Inactive

+ 2

Posted: 12 years ago

#46

Originally posted by: sweetystubborn

My foot 🤣🤣 Then Jallu is the ugliest guy in this world 🤣🤣

Then Shaguni Bhai is a hottie...🤣🤣

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taaniroyal

@taaniroyal

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 12 years ago

#47

Can 2=1
No?
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Why no.,!
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It is possible.,!
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Let: X=Y

x+x-x = y+y-y

2x-x = 2y-y

2x-2y = x-y

2(x-y) = x-y

By dividing x-y both side:

2=1

Math ki base hila kr rkh di na?

By: prof. taani
P.h.D from U.E.T (University of Error and Terror)
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Noble prize (expected in 2014).

Ab name chnge kr k meri sari umar ki mehnat ko mitti me na mila dena...

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oiiinano

@oiiinano

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

#48

Javida...s nxt wasir-e-aliya...wat on earth im saying...i donno

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PoPo/PoPu

@TheItalianBride

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#49

Ruquiya is soon gona campaign for non smoking

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taaniroyal

@taaniroyal

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 12 years ago

#50

1 pathan ki apny baap se larai hogai,

Pathan ne ghusy me apny baap ki tasveer uthai aur Qabrstan me latka di,
Aur
Neechy likh dia
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