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Bhakt: Bhagwaan.................

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Bhakt: Bhagwaan................. Mujhe dard de,

Dukh de, Tension de,

Mujhe barbaad kar de,

Mere peeche bhoot laga de...

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Bhagwaan: Abey ... ek line mein bol ke Biwi chahiye....... :)

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Posted: 18 years ago
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lolz....but I'd like to defend for girls 'HEY....say that again then see what we, girls, will do!!'


PS: Don't mind that....it was kinda like a silly joke..... 😊

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Posted: 18 years ago
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😆 😆 damn funny ya keep it cmin 😆

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