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Posted: 18 years ago

May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living.

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Posted: 18 years ago

A man tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and he had to return the unused part for his full refund!

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gurpreet

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Posted: 18 years ago

Getting married is similar to going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that

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Posted: 18 years ago

My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!

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Posted: 18 years ago

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper.

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Posted: 18 years ago

😆 so hillarious
thnx 4 sharing

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Posted: 18 years ago

😆 nice 1z 😆 ima send dem to ma mates nw 😆

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preeti

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Posted: 18 years ago

n intelligent proposal
he tuk d gal along wid him on a boat
& at d middle of river sed
'love me or leave the boat'

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