Jokes Forum - Page 85

Yesh yesh yesh! Another D iscussion O f T he W eek! Before you see the chosen quote, some things to keep in mind.. Guys, take it...

President Musharraf went to the US had a meeting with President Bush. Bush said, "I want to show you the advancement in technology in USA. Come...

Nokia Cell Phone Ummm........everyone...what do you think Bush would say if he comes to know any one of us has this phone?

Why was Phillip's girlfreind dissapointed? Because she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a television.

WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind! Hey I haven't posted joke sfor so long so I'll post more...

I have to admit it, Jensen had offered a brilliant proposal to resolve our troublesome problem. He suggested we form three committees, one to

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!! Q:What is the difference between a huband and a boyfriend?...

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his Examination?Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

A letter from Banta Singh 2 Mr. Bill Gates This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found

Once a Cow, Elephant a Donkey were debating on who is the greatest among the three. So here goes.................. Cow: I give 50 liters of milk...

Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do? Teacher: no, of course not. Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework. ---...

vin: Janeman is dil mein aaja. Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya? vin: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!

hi frnds i m new to this section ... here is the joke Math student's love letter!!! My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says; "*** off, you won't bring it back.

Husband: When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me. Wife replied: What makes you think I'd want another man like you! Lady 2 her...

Many times, people say that the women of the species talk too much... But there's no problem because the male ear is SELECTIVE :-) Example...

Q: Why do boys goes to temples? Becoz temple is the only place where u can find.. ? Pooja Bhawna...

Hi Friends, Its time for a new M ember O f T he W eek…. I hope u enjoyed grilling our last motw ………and also got to know a lot...

Doctor 2 husband:Tuhadi biwi te tuhada blood group same hai. Husband: Hovega kyon ni, 25-saal to mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!

A Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see? "Dil Chhata Hai...."

Santa: What kind of a wife do you want? Pappu: Exactly like moon; which appears in the night and disappears in the morning!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!! HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?" I am not your type ... I am not inflatable. If being

After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to...

ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. i believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they Wanted cash.

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps...

Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide

Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ??? I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids... When I was a

Fill in the following blank with Yes or No - a) ______ I don't have a BRAIN. Who said English is easy? :)

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their