Clean SMS jokes

An Intelligent Proposal

He tuk d gal along wid him on a boat

& at d middle of river sed 'Love me or leave the boat.'

Y does a man fall in love?

Y does a man fall in love? Lack of experience.

Y does a man break off Love? Lack of patience.

Thn why does he want 2 fall in love again?

Lack of Memory!

*will edit this post again with more SMS jokes....look out for them if you are interested*