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Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test? Junior: Because of absence. Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?

Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills. Wife: When must I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you

The manager of a megastore came to check on his new salesman. "How many customers did you serve today?" the manager asked....

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic...

/ Who Is Abhishek's father? Amitabh : Apka 13th question 25 lakh ke leye yeh raha apke samne.. Contestant Santa Singh is tensed....

Ek c Raja... Ek c Rani... Dono mar gaye khatam kahani. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ....

Sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein, abhi muhabat k imthan aur bhi hein, tum hi nehi jalaty mere dil ko, University mein ladkiyaan aur bhi hein…...

Jeeto was about to give birth to a baby. Santa: If it looks like u, it would be great. Jeeto: If it looks like u, it would be a miracle

Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he......... ...

How to answer unusual questions asked of Indians To help the new wave of incoming students from India, here are the proper answers to...

A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning. His mother asks, "Have you done your chores yet?" "No," replies the boy, "but

Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai...! Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na...? Boy-bilkul nahi! Girl-to fir rehne do....!!

Santa:Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kpda DikahO? Salesman:Plain Me Dikha du? Santa:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi pr dikha do

Premika-mein maa banne wali hu Premi-kya bakvas kar rahi ho. Premika-ha, mein tumhare bap se shadi karke tumhari maa banne wali hoon..

A teacher lecturing on populations - In india after every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.... Santa stand up - We must find stop her!

EK LADKI THI DEEWANI SI....................... EK SUBJECT PE WO MARTI THI..................... BOOKS UTHAKAR, CHASHMA LAGAKAR.................

Chinese. Lim Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10

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Hello friends!! I am presenting to you the 1st MOTW of Jokes section! She is very active on Jokes forum and she is 15! Her all time...

Q: what happens when a lion roars thrice? ans. Tom and jerry cartoon starts.

Why did the vampire go to the doctor? Because he was coffin.

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker- function and begins...

***************** TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO ! "!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? PAPPU :

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which...

John Abraham was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said. "Stand in the corner." She quickly

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stands up

H ello my fellow jokers....... oops!! I mean members ….how u doin?? Obviously well…how cud u not be…after reading all those...

Two men are flying in a captive balloon. The wind is ugly and they come away from their course and they have no idea where they are. So they go...