COOL HINDI/URDU SMS COLLECTION

Pucho na us kagaz se,jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhte hain.
Tanhayino me beeti baate tamam likhte hain,
Wo Kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,
jis se hum AAP ka Naam likhte hain.

Hum tere sath chalenge tu chale na chale,
tera har dard sahenge tu kahe ya na kahe,
hum chahte hai ki tum sada khush raho,
hum chahe rahe ya na rahe..

Tu dur hai mujse or paas b hai,
Teri kami ka kahin ehsas b hai.
Dost lakhon hai jahan mein mere,
Par tu pyaara bhi hai aur khaas bhi hai.

Aanken band kar ke bhi, hum tera deedar karte hain,
Aye sanam, hum to sirf tum se pyar karte hain.

<> har subah ki dhundh kuch yaad dilati hai,
har phool ki khushboo ek jaadu jagati hai,
chahun na chahun kitna bhi,
par aapki yaad roz aa hi jati hai.

mohabbat ki shama jala ke to dekho
zara dil ki duniya saja ke to dekho
tumhe ho naa jaye mohabbat to kehna
zara humse nazrain mila kar to dekho

Aankhon mein hai aapka chehra
Dil-ki dhadkano pe aapka pehra
Aapko pata nahi humara pyaar hai kitna gehara!

Jab bhi tere bina raat hoti hai
Deewaro se aksar baat hoti hai
Sanata poochta hai sawal humse
Tere naam se hi shuruwaat hoti hai

Hum tere dil mai rahengee ek yad bankar,
Tere lab pe khilengee muskan bankar,
Kabhi apne se juda na samjana,
Hum tere sath chalege aasman bankar

dil ne dil ki baat suni yoon hi mohabbat parwaan hui,
lab to chup rahe magar nazron se mohabbat bayaan hui

Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz promise me plz...

An
Elephant
Cow and
a Khota

Arguing whos the Best

Elephant:
I help move heavy loads

Cow:
I give milk
.
.
.
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kuchh bol yar

Its ur turn now!

Chaiwala: Bholi si surat,Aankho me masti, Door khadi sharmaye, Hai Hai.
Ladki: Kali si surat,Hatho me kitli, Door khada chillaye chai chai.

U r miles
away from me.
Still im
watching ur everymovements by 3different
channels
1.Discovery
2.National Geographic
3.Animal Planet

A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z...

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife-Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks: "Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re... ?" Shopkeeper : voh phutva nahi saheb" Woh to Seesa hai...!

Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi....Par kabhi Socha Na Tha ki... Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna "Husband" Bhi saath Layegi!!... <>

Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,
Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se
Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se.