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Love is the history of a woman's life; it is an episode in man's . "When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out There...

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the lowest branch, jumped into the air waving his...

Police Officer O'Leary is cruising around in his patrol car one night. He's on the lookout for trouble. He sees two little old ladies in the

A man was interviewing for a job. The interviewer said, "In this job we need someone who is responsible." "I'm the one you want," the man

Passing an office building one Sunday, a girl saw a sign that said, "Press bell for security guard." She did so, and after several minutes she...

"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" " Please wait someone else is using it ." ****** When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he...

Household physics Laws of Household Physics Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as every other law in the...

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than...

A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a

1. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips. Reply : I don't mind where...

Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?" Wife: "I couldn't lift the table." -- "What did one ghost say to another?" "Do you...

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MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick. --- WIFE :...

A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car phone in it. The policeman taking the report called the phone and

APNA SAPNA HASI HASI Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U! Girl: I luv u too, but tell

Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which...

Please dont mind if somebodys posted this before... cuz i dont know Ok: Three grils are hitch hiking on a train, one is a red haired girl, the...

Santa: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5...

Source - http://www.masalatime.com/?p=274 Woman explained Scientifically OK PPL!!! This is just a joke!!! Even I am a...

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut Most people are only...

This is a story about 3 workers named bob, su yung, and lucky singh. who are working to build the 50th floor of a building and then 1 day....:...

Question : "What would you like to have .. Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo , or Coffee?" Answer: "tea please" Question : "Ceylon tea,

how do u make a cocacola frm water in ur house........ ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? u put the water in a...

TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? VINCENT: One dollar. TEACHER(sadly): You...

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engagement ring The Sardarni asked her lover, Santa Singh Santa Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring? Sure replied...

Q. What is your brother-in-law's name? A. Borofkin. Q. What's his first name? A. I can't remember. Q. He's been your brother-in-law for years,...

Husband wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other

A young visitor came to interview a psychiatrist in special patients ward He ask "Doc how do u decide who stays n who goes home?" The doc...

Question : "What would you like to have .. Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo , or Coffee?" Answer: "tea please" Question : "Ceylon tea,...