APNA SAPNA HASI HASI....

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farisss4

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Posted: 18 years ago

APNA SAPNA HASI HASI &n bsp;

Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!

Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.

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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!

Let's Thank... KAAMWALI BAI

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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.

Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

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Que: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?

Ans: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal

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Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA

Phir likha: SHUBH LABH

Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME

Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

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Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,

meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile

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It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.

Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya .

3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha

Moral of the story: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

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Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?

Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.

TT: Ticket hai?

Sadhu: Nahin

TT: Chalo

Sadhu: Kahan?

TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. (Jail mein)

Colgate se daan saaf rakhne ka,

Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,

babool se fresh karne ka,

Agr phir bhi safaid nahi hue to ............ .....

to

Bindas "Harpic" use karne ka....

Aadmi ki car se takrakar ek tota behosh ho gaya.

aadmi ne use pinjre me rakha or khana + pani diya...

Tota hosh me aate hi bola AAILA!!!! JAIL!!

WO CAR DRIVER MAR GAYA KYA?????