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Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts. One said to the other, "What's the big deal about

1. Two brothers separated in childhood will always grow up on different sides of the law. The law-breaker, however, will suddenly turn over a new...

Amitabh - Han han mein chor hun, mein bazar mein kaladhandha karta hun, police ke record mein mera naam hai. Lekin mein akela nahin hun. Jao...

1) Har desh ki ek sarhad hoti hain, Har bachche ki bhi ek zid hoti hain... Aur kitna intzaar karwaoge, kanjoosi ki bhi ek had hoti hain.... 2)

Hi friends.. Time for a new Discussion Of The Week!! And the topic this time is….. "The best way to cheer

Are you feel hot.... hmmm dont worry......... just use it.................. " " " haaa wat a hawaaaa....no

How do u no if a blonde has bben on ur pc? there is tipex on the screen no offence to any blondes out there .x.

Rick, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his...

Hello Friends! Jokes section is the place where you can come and laugh as much as you want by reading the hilarious jokes posted by our

Yo mamma is so stupid that when her TV got stolen she ran after the robber to give him the remote! Edited by rukhaya - 2007-07-12T11:48:10Z

Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke...

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai...

Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye? Circuit:simple bhai , bina sui ke injection lena chahiye. Bikhari: 50 paise

Hi friends… You'll be glad to know tht from today onwards we are starting a new game called "Catch the Joker"…. All you have to do...

10 Humorous Definations! Women: Person who thinks more with their heart than with their head. Experience: What you will get while looking for

Robert and Ajeet are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole and water starts coming inside. Robert is perplexed ! Robert: Boss ab kya hoga

if u look right in the eyes .....your OBSSESED if he looks in your eyes he's....ROMANTIC --- Female Applicant: Do women get equal pay in...

Margie meets a friend coming out of the Beauty Salon. 'Ethel darling, what happened to your hair...it looks like a wig' It is a wig Margie!

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I...

One day a man was crying same time one of his SANTAS friend come and ask him what happend my friend, the man replies my one best friend died...

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I

Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho? Munna: Washington

Three couples went to a restaurant. The guys wanted to compliment the women with something that was on the table. "Could you pass me the sugar,...

What did the half eaten naan say? A: I wish I was "puri". Q: What did the lonely potato sing? A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?" Q: What language do

Ghost chat Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died. 1st ghost : How u died? 2nd ghost : I died of cold. 1st ghost :

Que: whats the difference between Assitant and personal assitant? Ans: Assitant says,"good Evening ,Sir And Personal Assitant says,"It's a

Ek Din japan ka rashtrapati Bihar me aa jata hai Wo ke mantri ko milatha hai.Or use kahat hai agar tum muje 5 sal ke liye bihar donge to mai use

Things Mom Taught Me... My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My

There was once a punjabi guy who had died. His family celebbrated on that day. One of the neighbors on that street knocked on their door and

SANTA : "When you buy a note book there will be no margin in it. Why is it so?" BANTA : "Simple, it is because I always buy the note book from a...