Ok: Three grils are hitch hiking on a train, one is a red haired girl, the other one is a brunette, and the then there's the blondie. They decide to hide in patato sacks and then the officer comes to check for hitch hikers and he kicks the first bag with the brunette in it and she says 'meow meow' and the officer thinks its a cat then he kicks the bag with the red hair and she says 'woff woof! And he thiks its a dog, and then he reaches the blondie and kicks her bag, and the blondie replies ' patato...patato!
There r 3 girls traped on an island, the red haired girl the blondie and the brunette.... they are abt 4 miles from the city, so the brunette tries to swim to shore but gets eaten by a shark on the way, then the red haired girl drowns half way, And then when it's the blondies turn......she swims halfway....gets tired and swims back to the island!