nice jokes...

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!




Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable.
Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families
of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators


Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much
thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I
luv u sister."


Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a
bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.



A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily
since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.


Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer
went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The
stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I
sat on the back seat.

Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."

Originally posted by: farisss4

Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."

My favourite!😆 All are hilarious

Keep posting

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a
bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

^^ best one 😆

haha nice jokes lol.. da last is too funny😆