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Posted: 18 years ago
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TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many
dollars would you have?
VINCENT: One dollar.
TEACHER(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
VINCENT(sadly): You don't know my father.

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Posted: 18 years ago
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😆 😆 😆 poor student.....

priya

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