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Laughs Hello Is the wife in control? -- Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One...

Adil: Suraj why were u beaten up in public? Suraj: I was on a very crowed bus. My photo fell from my wallet under the sari of the mam in...

Jenna had ten sons. their ages were in a pattern which increased by a year. One day, a lady came to survey the neighborhood. lady: how many

Laughs Hello Sue over the property - - Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are separated by a big

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

Laughs Hello Boarding from what gate? -- At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate

One sunny afternoon, a Panda walked into a restuarant. He sat himself down and ordered a pizza, a sandwich, a black forest cake, a bottle of...

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." The nun agreed. A

A friend asks san how was ur exam? San: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of 'THINK'. I thought, thought finally i wrote 'THUNK'. ---...

Wife ask jatt- jb aapke pas mobil hai to fir apne letter kyu bheja. Jatt-Oye main tainu phone kita si par andaro Bhain ji ne keha "PLEASE TRY

**dunno if these r posted b4 or not..if so..feel free to close the topic ** here r some of the funny pics that i came thru n thought of

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of...

Laughs Hello The punishments in hell -- A man dies, and he is looking in the gates of hell. There he sees John Kennedy with an incredibly

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? If...

Said a nagging wife to her husband : "Do you realize how old our Banti is ? Seventeen going on to Eighteen ! Have you even bothered to look for...

My comments in brackets in red font! 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. (so true!) 2. What do you do if your...

HIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter PIN and account 4. Take cash, card and receipt 5. Drive away ...

Dere was 3 best frendz: jina,tina,mina. Jina was da smart one tina was da pretty one and mina was the dumb one! One day dey had a arguement...

Laughs Hello They say laughter is the best medicine, after all. With his ball and bat in hand Little Pete walked to home plate in an empty

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin...

Munnabhai: are circuit.....jara baaju waale doctor ko to bula ke la...apun ki tabiyat kharab ho reli hai! Circuit: kya bhai!...aap to khud doctor...

Innocent boy !!! Madam- Tum School Kyou Aate Ho ? Boy- Madam "Vidhya" Ke Leye ! Madam-To Fir Padte Kyu Nhe ? Boy- Mam "Vidhya" Is Absent Today...

Here in this topic...we'll discuss the most funniest embarrasing moment of your life... I'll tell you mine! wen i fell down a chair in

The Five rules of Socialism : If you do think , don't speak . If you think and speak , don't write . If you think , speak and write ,

Q.How do u keep a stupid person in suspence? A.I'll tell u tomorrow!

Friend: What are you looking at? Banta : I know your Password, hee, hee. Friend: all right, what is my Password if you saw it? Banta

Once there was this boy at school. His teacher asked, "What's 1+1?" He answered, "3". The teacher sighed and said, "Go home and ask your family...

Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student:par sir use attack