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Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my jeans. If you........

One professor asked a plumber to come to his college. Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking... ==== Gullu told...

Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the...

Q. What do u call a man with one hair A. Iqbaal Hope u get it! * we call one hair ek baal n people av dere name as Iqbaal also. do u...

Gullu gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the Branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Gullu:"I've been

Wat u gonna buy me dad Hmmmm a expensive necklace Next day..... Dad did u get da expensive necklace Huh wat u talkin bout???

Hi Fellow joke fans today we have a member of our beloved section celebrating her birthday and that member is none other than so

Height of Kanjoosi: Gullu's house in fire, he is gving miss calls 2 Fire brigade

Plz frendz read this joke and enjoy plz do comment! XxXLimaXxX Tom: Hey mum y does skool av 2 be soo borin! Mum: Tell ur dad he's da...

Hiya, well...u all know that every where there is a competition of a girl or a boy.or u know they have to show how confident they r!

One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the...

Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, Ralph...

During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us...

Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her...

One day at a local buffet, a man suddenly called out, "My son is choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!" A man from

Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus. Patient: What happened? Doctor:

A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man,...

Haila....Joke tha ji! Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye? Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka! *

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and...

These are for the girls : Q: Why are men like blenders? A: You need one but you're not quite sure why. Q: Why is food better than a man?

Would I Get Into Heaven ? The teacher asked the children in the Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale...

Teacher to a boy named Nisar, "beta do u know How u were Born?? Boy: Yes mam. Jawani Janeman, Haseen Dilruba, Mile 2 dil Jawan, NISAR ho...

What Did the Doctor Say? A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his

A family saw "sholay" movie , came back home husband romantically said "nach Basanti nach. " Child added: "Basanti is kutte ke saamne mat

Hey frendz this is a little joke plz do comment, Enjoy, XxXLimaXxX Beth: Hey did u check out the dustbin cleanerz dey r totally cool,...

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede? A walkie-talkie. Why do hens lay eggs? If they dropped them, they'd

If v treat her nice she says "yaar mujhe line de raha hai" If v dont she says "kitna akarta hai" If v dress nicely she says "mujhe impress karna

Mr.Aman was in his usual place in the morning, sitting at the table, reading the paper. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that...