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Posted: 17 years ago
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THE COOKIE THIEF --> A woman was waiting at an airport one night, With several long hours before her flight. She hunted for a book in the airport shop, Bought a bag of cookies and found a place to drop. She was engrossed in her book but happened to see,That the man beside her, as bold as could be, Grabbed a cookie or two from the bag between, Which she tried to ignore, to avoid a scene. She read, she munched cookies, and watched the Clock. As the gusty "cookie thief" diminished her stock She was getting more irritated as the minutes Ticked by Thinking, "if I was not so nice, I' would blacken his eye!" With each cookie she took, he took one too. When only one was left, she wondered what he woul'd do With a smile on his face and a nervous laugh, He took the last cookie and broke it in half. He offered her half, as he ate the other. She snatched it from him and thought, "Oh brother, This guy has some nerve, and he is also rude, Why, he did not even show any gratitude! "She had never known when she had been so galled,And sighed with relief when her flight was called. She gathered her belongings and headed for the gate, Refusing to look back at the "thieving ingrate." She boarded the plane and sank in her seat, Then sought her book, which was almost complete. As she reached her baggage, she gasped with surprise. There was her bag of cookies in front of her eyes! "If mine are here," she moaned with despair,
"Then the others were his and he tried to share! " Too late to apologize, she realized with grief, That she was the rude one, the ingrate, the thief. ----
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Childhood Sweethearts --> Laughs


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A Couple Celebrating fiftieth wedding anniversary strolled down to their old school and found the desk they had shared and on that he had carved out words, " Sally, I love you." On their way back home a bag containing money fell out of a passing armoured car. They found $50,000 in that bag. He Said "We must return the money. No, Said Sally, Finders Keepers was her view. Later That day Police visit them and ask regarding the missing bag with money. Sally Says No She does not know anything, and He Said, She was Lying, and she had hid it in the attic. Sally said that he was getting old and senile, And One Officer asked him to tell every thing. Once He began with, " Sally and I were returning from School ... .. The Officer Saids to his Partner " Come On, Let Us Go --- We Are Wasting Our Time Here.
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Self Help --> Laughs

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Did you hear about the Man who went into a book shop and asked the sales assistant, as to where the self help section was; She refused to tell him where it was as it would be defeating the Very Purpose. !!!

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Y are u posting millions of tyms in this tread plz make another topic 😕
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Posted: 17 years ago
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I have Checked The Rules And Confirmed And Clarified Before Posting.

Read Below :-

Hey Manzz

Okay so here I go, I'll explaain:

You can 3 topics per day

Under each topic you can have as many jokes as you wish but the maximum number of topics you can make is 3 each day only as I've said above

And then, when you post a few jokes under one topic, it'll be better if you post in the same post.....for example here you posted 2 jokes under the same topic:

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/jokes/841616/man-laughter-the-best-medicine

but it'll be better that you post all 3 under the same topic like in here:

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/jokes/633568/love-is-like-a-long-sweet-dream

(2 jokes are posted in one post under the same topic)

You shouldn't post jokes under the same topic daily because people won't know that you've posted a new joke there. You can strat a new topic everyday.😊

I hope I didn't confuse you....

I'm glad that you are reading the rules first.😛

Glad you asked for help.

If you need any help you can ask me again.

Regards,

Sumra


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Sent : 20 January 2008 at 3:34pm


Hello

Thanks.

Just could you please clear this for me? That is posting of jokes : 1. Is Posting of Jokes limited to Three Topics Per Day ?

2. And Under those topic Could I post more jokes ?

3. And should I continue posting under the same topic daily Or Do I create New Topics Each Day ? Rules are bit confusing to me. please clarfy ?

Thank You Once More.

Manzz

Originally posted by: liz123

Y are u posting millions of tyms in this tread plz make another topic 😕
xxxlimaxxx

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