Jokes Forum - Page 54

Laila, Majlu, and Guppu decided 2 have a race. [Gappu was a little bit dumb] So the race started... Ready . . Steady . .

A woman went to lodge an FIR at the police station . "My husband went to the market to buy potatoes two days ago . He has been missing since...

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. "Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead". "OK," the

*Viewbie's note: Blonde jokes aren't allowed. I'm closing the topic.* Sumra Edited by Shazia_haya - 11 years ago

The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when...

There once was a bear and a rabbit and they hated each other. The bear and rabbit then stumbled upon a magical talking tree. The tree said: "I

Friendship and Love defined in one pic!! Cute na!!

Did you all miss grilling someone? I know you did! That's why I (Sumra a.k.a. shazia_haya) am here with your new...

The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped...

A man gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts, "Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags!" The wife says, "Great! What...

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Dear My Sapno Ki Rani KYA KEHNA the first time I saw you, I asked my self HUM APKE HAI KAUN, feeling that KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI so I decided to...

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and hides in the

Hey guys i remember this old interview though i would post it here, i tried searching to see if ti had been posted before but all terms i tried

A drunked man walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened. "I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk,...

hiya, Here is a joke for u all- Tooth Pulling A man and his wife entered a dentist's office. The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled....

Hi frendz i have cum 2 tell u da......... WINNER...... OF....... PICTURE CONTEST...... u all did gr8 but dere always has 2 be one...

A Major of indian Army needed to use a pay phone, but didn't have change for Rs.10/- note. He saw Soldier mopping the base's corridor floors,

A man is taking a woman home after their first date. When they get to her door, he asks if he can come inside. Woman: Absolutely not. I never

If Karan Johar made Taare Zameen Par Obvious starcast: Shah Rukh Khan as the arts teacher (duh duh duh!!). Aryan Khan as the dyslexic

Hi friends, I do not know if i can put this thread here or not but i just wanted to share it with you!!!!! Well this is some sort of

Hi frendz, I have decided 2 do a new contest (wid permission) So in this contest u have 2 find a funny picture and send it on this thread

try it...its pretty cool

Before announcing the winner, I want to Thank all the wonderful participants! All of the entries were very funny. It was very difficult...

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An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was...

Thanksgiving Divorce Announcement A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but

Gullu was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Pullu asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto? Gullu: Can't u read 'Parking for two...

Aati kya Khandala (in 15 Languages) "Hindi: A Kya Bolti Tu A Kya Mai Bolu Sun Suna Ati Kya Khandala Kya karu Ake mai Khandala Are Ghumenge,