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One sunny afternoon, a Panda walked into a restuarant. He sat himself down and ordered a pizza, a sandwich, a black forest cake, a bottle of coke, and a whole roasted chicken for lunch. The waiter came back after 20 minutes with the panda's food. The panda ate it in no time and got up to leave.
The waiter: excuse me sir! your bill.
The panda takes out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. The manager is outraged and scared by the panda's actions. The panda started to leave once again but was stopped by the manager.
Manager: Where do you think you're going? You haven't paid my bill yet and on top of that you killed my waiter.
Panda: look up the definition of "PANDA" in the dictionary.
The panda left as the manager went to check the definition.
definition: A panda is a white and black animal that eats shoots and leaves.
The waiter: excuse me sir! your bill.
The panda takes out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. The manager is outraged and scared by the panda's actions. The panda started to leave once again but was stopped by the manager.
Manager: Where do you think you're going? You haven't paid my bill yet and on top of that you killed my waiter.
Panda: look up the definition of "PANDA" in the dictionary.
The panda left as the manager went to check the definition.
definition: A panda is a white and black animal that eats shoots and leaves.
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