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My comments in brackets in red font!
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. (so true!)
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. ( i will see after I get a boyfriend😆)
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. (um...which basically means both women and men would become extinct cuz they cant make new babies!!!)
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. (o yea...this one is so true!!😆)
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. (some dont mature! some really do!)
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. (true...they are always on one track: $ex)
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. (i dont thin any man has missed that opportunity)
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it. (this one always works!😆)
10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener. (i cant say anything! I am not married!)
11. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital. (do we really need to...i mean...arent they they same anyways?)
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks. (tell him checkbooks and he'll dump you!)
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
Alright guys.....these jokes and my comments are just light and for fun! no offense intended!
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. (so true!)
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. ( i will see after I get a boyfriend😆)
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. (um...which basically means both women and men would become extinct cuz they cant make new babies!!!)
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. (o yea...this one is so true!!😆)
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. (some dont mature! some really do!)
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. (true...they are always on one track: $ex)
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. (i dont thin any man has missed that opportunity)
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it. (this one always works!😆)
10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener. (i cant say anything! I am not married!)
11. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital. (do we really need to...i mean...arent they they same anyways?)
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks. (tell him checkbooks and he'll dump you!)
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
Alright guys.....these jokes and my comments are just light and for fun! no offense intended!
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