One Lined Jokes!

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

If nothing ever sticks to teflon, how do they make teflon stick to the pan?


How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

What do they use to ship styrofoam?
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Posted: 17 years ago
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those were funny where did you get them.
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Posted: 17 years ago
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lol
dese r funny
did u make it up?
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Posted: 17 years ago
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😆 😆
nice jokes!!..
loved them!!
thx for sharing 😊
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: luvyou_23

those were funny where did you get them.



Hey.....some of those i got in an e-mail from my friend.....he often sends me jokes..and I just found this forum on I-F so i thought i should share the good jokes i get from now on...lol.....
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: samz-14

lol
dese r funny
did u make it up?



No...i didnt make them all up...i put in few that i made up...they r kinda weird but more than half of those are from an e-mail...my friend often sends me jokes..lol....
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: sim_indian

😆 😆
nice jokes!!..
loved them!!
thx for sharing 😊



Thank you!😃 glad you liked them..
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Posted: 17 years ago
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lol...gud ones.....but have u got the answers??????? 😆

tfs.. 😳

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