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Is the wife in control? --> Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter." Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man. God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line? The man said, "I do not know. My wife told me to stand here."

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Judge : What offence has this man committed ? Lawyer: No, nothing, Man has not committed any offence, your honour, this man was walking on the street when the murder took place. He is the Eye Witness. Judge : Where is the murderer ? Lawyer : Day before yesterday he was let out on bail.

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Poor Man : God, for you thousand years is equal to one minute, is that so? God : Yes. Poor Man : To You, God, Thousand Crore Rupees is equal to one rupee, Right? God : Yes. Poor Man : In that case, in your view / account give me one rupee. God : Granted, but wait a minute.
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Tom : Yesterday I fell from the 20 feet long ladder. Ron : Is that so? Did you get hurt? Tom : Oh, nothing untoward happened, I fell from the first step.
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A pirate at the local bar discusses his past --> A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off." "Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"? "Well", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off." "Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"? "A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate. "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?," the sailor asked incredulously. "Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with my hook"

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