A soldier ran up.......

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Believe

@-Believe-

Stunner

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."

The nun agreed.

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, "have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have found that I am a MALE .... I don't want to go to Iraq either.

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Sumra

@Shazia_haya

Inactive

Posted: 17 years ago

lol.......what's up with military today?.....even my physics teacher was saying about military stuff today....he aslo said that I war will be coming....between America and China......but maybe not...but still if there will be a war next, it will be between these 2 countries......which even I agree.........

And Day_Dreamer, please don't only use icons to express what you feel, if you want to post a post than you should say something too or else if you just want to say 'lol' then please use the Thank You button. That's the way the rules go here now.😊

Well, I'm just trying to help the mods😳

Sumra

Edited by Shazia_haya - 17 years ago

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Star_on_earth

@Star_on_earth

Rocker

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Posted: 17 years ago

nice joke...

Thanks sumra....for the help...its really required! 👏

Day_dreamer and fairy_angel...pls try not to post only the emoticons....u can give ur comments too..