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Hee Heex I got this through an email!! Short Brooke jokes!! 1. Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi. Brooke : Gandhi was...

ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi. Girlfriend ka...

Two married friends Rahul and Rohan talking on the topic of the married woman, Rahul: Wife ko begum kyun kehte hai? Rohan: Kyuki

Once an elephant and ant were madly in love.But when the ant's father knew about it he became very furious. Father Ant:How can you do...

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well schooled in handling

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed! Three fastest...

Shaadi ke doosre din beti apni maa se: Meri unse ladai ho gayi! Maa: Shadi mein jhagde toh hote rehte hai fikar mat karo. Beti:

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho, Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon! Santa: Main bhi toh...

A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0_dwsKazts Edited by ..TatianaMJ_SD - 10 years ago

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

Hey All Members, You must be fully aware by now of the GA that was posted by the Dev Team on the Homepage. However that has to come

well i'm planning to make a birthday card for my friend..hez a guy and hez turning 17..and i just needed something funny to say on the card..and

A store that sells new husbands has opened in X City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the

Tomato Story A Jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning...

A hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side. A...

Letter from a Sardarjee mother to her son Pyaarey puttar, Vahe Guru. I'm writing this letter slow, because I know you cannot read fast. We

H e ll o e v e r yo ne !!! ******** ******** ********* ********************* ******* *********** ************************* Y ou know we

College days v/s school days: School: 1 colored dress for 100s of days College: 100 colored dresses for 1 day School: 2 note books for 1 subject...

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don't come near me, Paray...

A doctor advises his patients to exercise their neck by just reading this message. In the end, all patients go home happily without asking the...

Ek baar sante ko kise ne sapne me goli se maar diya!! Next day sante ne apna bank accountband karwa diya..... Kyu ki bank me likha tha " Hum

There were three guys in a forest. Then they were being attacked by cannibals. The cannibals said that they wouldn't eat them if they bring back

BOY: chalo kisi sunsan jaga par ghoomney chalein Girl . Tum asey wesi harket to nahi karo gay? Boy . Nahi Girl. Phir rehne do kya...

how men change after marriage!? The Love Word: After 6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U After 6 months: Of course I love U After 6 years:

Chunti or Haathi ki love marriage howi, Agley din Haathi mar gaya Chunti boli "WAH RE MOHABBAT" 1 din ka PiYAR mila Ab sari umar kabar khodne

Joke 1: Mr Tom: We in america have visited the moon Suraj: We In india have visited the sun Mr Tom: You fool u wud burn nd

The Difference between FOCUSING on PROBLEMS and FOCUSING on SOLUTIONS CASE CASE # 1 : When NASA began the launch of astronauts into

1. Anger management? Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?' Wife: 'I clean the toilet.' Husband: