Jokes Forum - Page 19

Shaadi se pehle "Hero no 1" Shaadi k baad" Coolie no 1" Shaadi se pehle "I Love U" Shaadi k baad "Aaj phir aalu" Shaadi se pehle "Janeman mat

Picture of the year...!!!

101 Ways To Annoy People 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

A woman answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a Well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the

The Person Reading This Is Special When They Cry I Cry When Yu Laugh I Laugh When Your Angry I Am Angry When

1st Joke: Dere was a millionare he had everything in his life but alwaiiz had a upset face 1 daii his frend asked him y his alwaiiz so upset

train station pe ruki: 1 admi ne sath bethe doosre aadmi se pucha ye konsa station hai? doosre admi ne bahar dekha or kuch der baad bola...

W E LC O M E I F - I A NS ! ~ 0 ~ 0 ~ 0 ~ 0 ~ 0 ~ 0 ~ 0 ~ 0 ~ 0 ~ 0 ~ 0 ~ Today, the 27th of July is... ~~~ TAKE YOUR PANTS FOR A WALK

Knock Knock Who's there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who's there? Axel! Axel who? Axeldental Tourist! Knock Knock Who's

PAYPAL MAGIC!!! First of all its not a scam. Try it, all you have to loose is $5.00? how much money you have lost so far in your life? Its...

Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati Father: Tujhe kese pata? Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS" kaha 2 thappad marti hai do hit the

Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia Geya Key Aapko Konsi Book Sab Sey Ziada Pasand Hai? Biwi: Apney Husband Ki Cheque Book…....

1st freind to 2nd freind : chalo yaar aaj race lagatey hai dekhtay hai kon teez hai 2nd freind : lekin yaar mujhe raasta maloom nahin hai 1st...

In Hollywood they get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. The hardest thing in...

Boy: Papa 1 glass pani de do papa: khud le lo. BOY: plzzz de do na papa: Ab manga to thappar (slap) maronga Boy : Thappar marne...

Bacha: apni dadi (granny) se, "dadi aap ne kon kon se mulk ghoome hain?" Dadi: beta pakistan hindustan aur afghanistan Bacha: ab kon sa ghoome...

Hey All Members There are some rules that we ALL must follow. Please read the rules before posting in this section. Members seem confused

DAD: if you pass ur Exams , I will give u a bike SON: If I fail? DAD: I will give u 10 bikes SON: why? DAD: puttar (son) , Fir Tu

SON: Abba (dad) idher aa MOTHER: Aise nai boltey beta, Abba ko izzat (respect) ke sath bulatay hain. SON: Abba Izzat k sath idher aa...

Order Double Cheese Burgers Large Fries And A Diet Coke ...

ek dafa ek sardar ji dopeher ke 2:30pm baje dhoop main kaafi dair se faltu kharay huay hote hain. ye dekh ker sardarji ki mom parehshaan

A Mouse Was Going With Itz Kids, A Cat Jumped Infront Of Them Mouse Shouted: BHOW BHOW Cat Ran Away Mouse: That's the Advantage Of Learning...

Maa Ne Kaha Haveli Chor Do, Paaro Ne Kaha Daaru Chor Do, ek din ayega.. Jab Girlfriend Kahe Gi: "bhaiya, In Bachon Ko Zara School Chor Do"....

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell

The smile is like a simcard life is like cellphone, whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep...

A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The guide told her, "This is our number one sport." The...

I LOVE U Ys I LOVE U Sch m I LOVE U Bliv m I LOVE U I LOVE U... B-cz.... Dctrs kht hi k pgl k lj sirf PYAR s hi h skt...

welcome Friends Happy fool's paradise day to you all. Today is the day to be moron . Let your gurads off and enjoy the

Hey i have been watching this show...and it seems really gud...its a break from the other reality shows. nice fun it is... wat do u think abt the

Answer my queries:----------------------------- IF MONEY DOES NOT GROW ON TREES, WHY DO BANKS HAVE BRANCHES? Are zebras black with white...