Some little funny jokes

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Posted: 16 years ago
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1. Anger management?


Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'

Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'

Husband: 'How does that help?'

Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'😲



2. Pass N Fail


Dad : if u pass in exams i will present u 1 Cycle.

Son: If i fail?

Dad: I will present 10 Cycle.

Son: WHY?

Dad: To open Cycle Shop... !!


3. Write 55


A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!!🤪

4. In Love


Wife: I think our Daughter is in Love with Someone.

Husband: How Do You Know?

Wife: Bcoz She Is Not Asking For Pocket Money..!!❤️


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Posted: 16 years ago
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I'd read them b4 apart from the 55 one which was reely gd... hehe
t4s =)
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Posted: 16 years ago
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anger management 4 sum reason 😆

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