1. Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'😲
2. Pass N Fail
Dad : if u pass in exams i will present u 1 Cycle.
Son: If i fail?
Dad: I will present 10 Cycle.
Son: WHY?
Dad: To open Cycle Shop... !!
3. Write 55
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!!🤪
4. In Love
Wife: I think our Daughter is in Love with Someone.
Husband: How Do You Know?
Wife: Bcoz She Is Not Asking For Pocket Money..!!❤️