Jokes Forum - Page 20

Brain Check-up While having a brain check up Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. Man : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) Doctor

Here in the jokes section, you are not allowed to post one word comments or just "THANKS" or "LOL" or emoticons...NOT ALLOWED at all ! No action...

A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone. After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and ask her, "Er......

Sardar's theory : Moon is more important than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed Sun gives light during the day when light is...

A Teacher lecturing on population: In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up and says: we must find and stop...

**VIEWBIE'S NOTE*** No jokes about sardar's, bihari's, racial or any particular religion allowed. Last and final warning for all . Banta/Santa...

1.My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now we don't know where the heck she is. 2. The only reason

Husband: AGAr meRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0 MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr bAdAL dUn gAa..!! Wife: Tum peHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0 SuBhA se Ulti peHni

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your...

Ek Larki Sardar Se Takrai Aur Boli: I Am Sorry. Sardar: I Am Dilgeet Singh Nice 2 Meet You Miss Sorry ... ----- How Do You...

Sorry if posted b4! QUICKFIRE FUNNIES Q: What do monsters make with cars? A: Traffic Jam Q: What do you call the...

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: 'Dear

Random Jokes guys, remember that you cant post one word comments or just an emoticon warning levels will be raised A man and a woman go to the

heyy guyys... i found this joke on a website, and thought of sharing it with ya all... hope its not been posted before A guy...

A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already

Sandy: I haven't slept all night in the train. Friend: Y? Sandy: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didn't u Exchanged? Sandy: oye, there was nobody 2

My friend sent this joke to me arz hai shama jali to parwane bane sharab bani to maikhane khule aye dost zara apni birth...

Interview with Himesh Reshammiya: (note: not meant to offend himesh fans..just for fun) by OBJ : OBJ : Doston aur dushmanon, welcome to another

Zailsingh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, Rajiv came home.

WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKED FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE The winners below:

Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay...

Tr ue O r F a ls e All we have to do is that… Write a sentence (which is meant for the person who posts after us)

Dabi maiy Dhaba Dhabaiy Mein Khargosh Dadi Naiy aankh Mari Daadha Biyosh

SUPRIYA PATHAK--JAB KOI BAAT BIGAD JAYE---SELF MIXED BY INSTANTKHICHDI

Wedding Invitation of a Sofware Engineer Edited by canada87 - 2009-06-02T17:09:47Z

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply: "Dear Mr. Laloo

ENJOY people! A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want,

There was a school master teaching at a village school in a very small village. so in one of his class with the class 2's.......(goes on )...

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Raabri: Laaloo ji.... dahi jamane ko angrez i mein kya kahingay? Laaloo: eeeh kahengay---" The dahi was sleeping in the nightwaa ...but in the