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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed!
Three fastest means of communications :- Tele Phone, Tele Vision, Tell to Woman. Need still faster tell her not to tell anyone!
Let us be generous like this, four aunts r moving through a forest. They saw an elephant coming.
1st ant : We should Kill him.
2nd ant : Lets break his legs.
3rd ant : No,we will just throw him away from our path.
4th ant : No, we will leave him cux he is alone and we r four.
When do u CONGRATULATE some one on their mistake?
Answer : On their Marriage!
When ur life is in dakness Pray GOD and ask him to free u from darkness.
Even after u pray, u r still in darkness, PLZ pay the electricity bill!
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