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Posted: 15 years ago

Ek baar sante ko kise ne sapne me goli se maar diya!!
Next day sante ne apna bank accountband karwa diya.....
Kyu ki bank me likha tha " Hum sapno ko hakikat me badal denge.........."

Ek baar ek budhi aurat ki maut ho gayi.Padoss ki ladies ghar aakar rone lagi," Mata ji aap kahaan chali gayi , jahaanna dhoop na chhaya , na roti na daal , na bijli na pani " Ye sun kar sante ne bante se kaha " Yaar dekhna zara kahin mata ji mere ghar na chali gayi ho!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: 15 years ago

Dr. to santa - " congrats aap k ghar ladka hua hai." To santa bola,- " Waah! kya technology hai , biwi hospital mein hai aur ladka ghar hua hai!"

Santa at a bar in New York . Man on his right says,"Johnny Walker single." Man on his left says,"Peter Scotch single."
SANTA says,"Santa Singh married!!!!"

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gary_dhanoa20

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Posted: 15 years ago

Pati aur patni me jhagra ho gaya.Pati ghar se chala gaya. Raat ko phone kar k puchha," Khaane me kya hai?" Patni , " Zeher " . Pati," Main ghar der se aaunga , tum kha kar so jaana!"😛

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Santa was walking through the forest, he saw a snake hanging on the tree. Santa," Sirf latakne se height nahi bhadegi , Mummy ko bolo Complain pilaye!!!!!!!!!""

Santa was reading blank love letter. Banta ," Yaar ye to khali love letter hai?". Santa,"Ha! aaj kal meri girlfriend ki mere saath bol chaal nahi hai!!! "

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Tufani baarish me raat ko ek aadmi Pizza Hut pe pizza lene k liye gaya.... Waiter ," Aap shaadi-shuda hai??? " Admi , "kutte-kaminey! aur kya is tufani raat meinmeri maa mujhe pizza lene k liye bhejegi !!!!!!!! """😳😛
Dr.-," Tum roz mere clinic k baahar ladies ko kyu dekhte ho?" SANTA , " Aap ne hi to likha hai, mahilao ko dekhne ka samay 9:00 se 12:00 !!!! ""😆😛

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Jungle ki party mein chuhe ne 4-5 peg laga liye aur talli ho gaya. Billi: " Aj agar party na hoti to main tumhe kha jaati.."
Chuha :" Ja chali ja saali meri aankhon se dur warna log kahenge ki pee kar ladies ko maarta hai !!!! ...

SANTA 2 his girl friend : Kal tumhari yaad me main itna dul gaya ........ ki toilet karne baitha tha aur pant kholna BHUL GAYA !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SANTA'S GIRLFRIEND: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai. Santa, after a deep thought : "Jo bhi ho, shaadi to main tumse hi karunga!!.....

Teacher : Apna character saaf rakhne k liye har aurat ko apni maa samajho.. SANTA : Agar har aurat ko apni maa samajhenge to hamare pita ji ka character nahi kharaab ho jayega !!!!!!! .......😆😉😛

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Ek baar SANTA bhagte-2 ek ladki se ja takraya.. LADKI : " Sharam nahi aati safed baal ho gaye phir bhi ladki se takrate phirte ho??? SANTA :" Safed baal hai, koi disc break nahi jo use mein aa jaaye !!!!...😛
SANTA :" Dr., mujhe cht lag gayi hai." Dr.:" Gehri chot hai, stitches lagaane padenge, 1500 rs lagenge..." SANTA:" Dr. , stitches lagane hai , embroidery nahi karni hai !!!!!...... ''😆😉

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Sharaabi SANTA knocks door.. His wife opened the door. SANTA:" Who r u?" Wife:" ye lo ! mujhe bhi bhool gaye ??? ". SANTA :" Nasha har gham ko bhula deta hai BEHEN...😆😛

SANTA:" Dr. kya main specks laga kar padh sakunga ? "..... Dr.:" Ji haa! bilkul ." ... SANTA:" Tp phir theek hai warna anpadh aadmi ki bhi koi zindagi hai !!!!!! " 😃😆

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