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Posted: 15 years ago
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Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.

Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,

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Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!

Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.

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