Jokes and laughs

Two married friends Rahul and Rohan talking on the topic of the married woman,

Rahul: Wife ko begum kyun kehte hai?

Rohan: Kyuki shaadi ke baad uske saare gum husband ke hisse mein chale jaate hai aur wife begum ho jaati hai…

Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.

Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai.

2 Lovers plan to suicide.

Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying, "love is blind".

Boy in air opened his parachute saying, "love never dies".

Biwi: "Aap ne pichle saal Eid pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?"

Shohar: "Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai."