Favourite desi-English lines

I talk, he talk, why do you beech beech talk? (beech, beech = middle, middle)

Why are you naat fill upping the blanks? (filling up the blanks)

Do not smoke and spoil the botany of our body

Don't talk like that in front of my back

Repeat again please!

Dont stand in front of my back

Sign in a Florida paan shop. Prop: Raju . B.A, M.A

Did you cut the tickets for the film, yet?

Mistake became wrong!

Cuckoo, Blaady (Kick you, bloody...)

Who took out the breeze of my cykill? (cycle)

Open the windows and let the atmosphere come in

The Principal is rotating outside

Heard in kitchen: No, No I don't need chair i can stand eating

My cykill (cycle) is understanding the tree

An instructor explaining the working of pendulum: "Take an elephant of negligible weight"

It's so hot! Please on the fan now

"Apply Apply, No reply" (common one)

Pliss, close the fan!

"Don't talk like that in front of my back" "Dont stand in front of my back"