Bartender: "We have whisky, rum, vodka, gin, beer etc etc.".
LordShiva: "Let's try whisky first, give me 5 bottles of whisky".
After having 5 bottles of whisky, Lord shiva decided to try Rum.
Bartender was shocked :"Who is this man, after having 5 bottles of whisky,he is still on his feet".
After having 5 bottles of Rum, Shiva decided to have beer. After having 40 bottles of beer, he asked the bartender for Gin.
Bartender couldn't stop himself asking him : "Sir, who are you?? I've seen people getting drunk after having 4 glasses of whisky, and you've almost had 50 bottles and you are still on your feet, who are you"???
Lord Shiva : "VATS, Hum Bhagwaan Shiv hain".
Bartender: AB CHADI ISKO!!!