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there are 4 people on a plane.
An american, a Pakistani, an indian, and a Sardar.
Midway through the flight the pilot announces that due to technical difficulties they have lost control of the flight and dont have enough parachuts for all of them. They tell them that they only have 2 and the pilots are taking them so its everyman for himself.
Sardar steps up to this occasion and says, " You idiots, u made fun of me for wearing my turban all my life, but who is laughing now?" --he takes his turban off and unfolds it ... grabs the four corners and makes a parachute out of it and jumps out of the plane
The pakistani and the Indian seem impressed by his idea and follow with their flannel shirts.
The american, now alone on the plane, wearing his wind breaker and bermuda shorts has no other option but to try to do what the other three did but he uses his shorts ...
as he is going down, he is a lil faster than the other three ..
he passes the indian ... and the indian says "may my bhagwan come to rescue u"
passes the paki ... "may my allah come to ur rescue"
he passes the sardar -- the sardar lets go of his chute and says " oye tujhay race lagani hai! "
An american, a Pakistani, an indian, and a Sardar.
Midway through the flight the pilot announces that due to technical difficulties they have lost control of the flight and dont have enough parachuts for all of them. They tell them that they only have 2 and the pilots are taking them so its everyman for himself.
Sardar steps up to this occasion and says, " You idiots, u made fun of me for wearing my turban all my life, but who is laughing now?" --he takes his turban off and unfolds it ... grabs the four corners and makes a parachute out of it and jumps out of the plane
The pakistani and the Indian seem impressed by his idea and follow with their flannel shirts.
The american, now alone on the plane, wearing his wind breaker and bermuda shorts has no other option but to try to do what the other three did but he uses his shorts ...
as he is going down, he is a lil faster than the other three ..
he passes the indian ... and the indian says "may my bhagwan come to rescue u"
passes the paki ... "may my allah come to ur rescue"
he passes the sardar -- the sardar lets go of his chute and says " oye tujhay race lagani hai! "
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Indian Mythology
