Jokes Forum - Page 119

Divorcing after 45 years an elderly Indian man in Leicester calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell...

10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he wouldn't ask for directions. 9. God knew that someday Adam would

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even...

HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS Woman: ...

Maria a beautiful Latina fell in love with Jose. She planned to marry very soon. She was so happy about her wedding plans, she decided to

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops-a few

A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a...

Madan Mohan Malviya was trying to build a good university; he had to overcome many difficulties and barriers. He worked with determination to

After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists , found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000years, and came to the conclusion...

There are 3 guys. their names r shut up, trouble and manners. Well one day trouble got lost and manners and shut up went to the police station.

Lost with Translation The American Dairy Association was so successful with its "Got Milk?" campaign, that it was decided to extend...

Mother's choice A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun,...

Here is some thing funnie...u may have all ready read this if not than hope u enjoy it People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....

1)Dil ne poocha chand se,dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa haseen?Dil ne poocha chand se,dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa haseen? chand ne kaha:abbe

People wonder why they r paid so much.............for just being on the phone. Take a look: * Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii.... Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii

It's wise to remember how easily email can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences. Consider the case of the Illinois

Three engineers and threeaccountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountantseach buy tickets and watch as

In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharata katha to a class. He is at the 'krishna janma' part of it....

A collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh (made during his commentary of the cricket matches): 1.That ball went so high it could have got

Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for

Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked,"When you are in your casket and your friends...

Intelligence Test Instructions : Write each of your answers down, it makes a difference! You will be allowed 10 minutes to complete the test.

This is a new theory regarding how to catch a lion. for those who are not aware of Indian Films pls dont read the Last part because you will not...

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer. When asked to define "great" he said "I want to

Stupid Questions with Smart Answers BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

Dear Mr. Bill Gates, This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we find some problems which I want

Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations : 1 . At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid

ROCKET and PLANE are talking PLANE : abe ROCKET tu itni tezi se kaise ud jata hai ? ROCKET : SAALE TERE PEECHE AAG LAGEGI THO PATA CHALEGA !

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