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14. A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine."
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15. A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before u married him?" asked the friend. "A billionaire." she replied,
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16. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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17. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
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18. Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
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19. Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life, thinking they had no faults at all.
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20. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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21. A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says,"Okay, give me a
million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."
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22. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.
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23. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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24. First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.