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Contributed by: Mahadevan "How to Keep a Woman Happy" It's not difficult. To keep a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a

A powerful senator dies after a prolonged illness. His soul arrives in Heaven where he is met by St. Peter. "Welcome to Heaven," says St....

Hi ! Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that The new program began unexpected child processing that took up

aapki chaal mor jaisi aapki awaaz koyal jaisi aapka dimaag lombi jaisa aapka ghusaa sher jaisa aapki aankhen hiran jaisi kitna accha hota agar do

Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai. Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo- Aata hai Usha ke saath, Rehta hai Kiran ke saath, Aur jaata hai Sandhya ke...

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later :"Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No....

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules: •Please note...

I don't know if you folks heard this joke but i found it to be funny so thought of sharing it with you all. one morning at a doctor's

Santa banta bought two same kind of horses. They didn't know how to recognise which horse was whose. So they decided to put red tika on

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little,"

A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class. The steward who checks

After working his farm every day, an old farmer rarely had time to enjoy the large pond in the back that he had fixed up years earlier with

Jeeto ka dehant ho gaya . Santa khush bhi tha aur dukhi bhi .... Antim sanskaar karke wo ghar wapas lauta .... Achanak .... Bijali chamakne lagi...

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have

Santa was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of

*a girls first time* (Assume you are a girl if you are a boy) It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a...

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to

SINGH'N RAP ============== Now this is a story all about Jeet Who lived on New York's 14th Street He graduated from college with a masters

911 Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven A Blonde Party What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work? In case she had to draw some blood Edited by heyher87 - 2004-10-16T06:45:24Z

A guy decides to buy a new... A guy decides to buy a new ceiling fan, but the salesman says, "Well I'm all out of tunafish." So

CONTRIBUTED BY JOKES.COM SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to...

A Jewish gentleman, fresh out of gift ideas, bought his mother-in-law a large plot in an expensive cemetery. On her next birthday, he bought her

A - Always must win B - Borrow but never return C - Cheap is good D - Don't trust anyone E - Everything also must grab! F - Free! Free! Free! G

Our Sardarji got an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. Sardarji had never flied before and hence was quite excited although tense. Once he

A foreign tourist goes to rajasthan village to see the 'true' rural India. When hungry, he goes to an old lady sitting making Bajre ki Roti. She

Hindi Name Japanese Version -------------------------------------------------- Ek Aashik Hiro Hito Hu Aashik Mother Hiro Ki Ma A Secretary...

Once a building caught fire and two guys and a sardar were trapped in the balcony. On the ground, fire fighters caught hold of a net and asked

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop ! Stand still ! If U take one more step, a brick will fall on your head and kill U".