Jokes...

Employment!
A desi was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column Salary Expected. He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote : Yes

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Surd's Love for cricket
Bagga: 'My girlfriend says that if I don't give up cricket she'll leave me.'
Jagga: 'Oh! that's very tough, Right friend?'
Bagga: 'Yeah, I'm going to miss her'.
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Surd Questions
What will you call a sardar ji who JUSt likes to drink BEER?
JASBEER SINGH

What will you do to make a sardarji laugh on sunday?
Simple, tell him a joke on wednesday.

How many sardarjis will be needed to put a nail in wall?
Hundreds.
Ask why?
One sardar ji holds nail against wall and the rest will push the wall from other side

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