Q. Why did Mr. Stupid tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills!!
Q. What did the zero say to the eight?
A: Nice belt.
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it
will become?
A. Wet.
Q. What looks like half an apple ?
A : The other half.
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner
Q. What gets wet with drying ?
A : A towel.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?
A : Because it has its own scales.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid.
Q: what is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?
A: Nag did not punch me.
Q:Now what is the inverse of Nagpanchmi? Come on..
A: I punched Nag.
Q:Chintu's mom has three sons.What is the name of the
other two?
A:Chin-1 & Chin-3
Q. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
A: TAILOR
Q. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
A: Sita MEMORY hai
Q.What is a Girl-friend?
A: Addition of Problems, Subtraction of Money,
Multiplications of Enemies & Division of Friends...
Q.Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam
kya tha ?
A: Adidas.
Q.why did sardarji go to delhi to fill his house loan
application form?
A: coz it was that his name has to be written "in capital"
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