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Jack N jill in Laloo style: "Jakwa aur jilwa gayil upar d hil, paniya bharil ke vaaste. Jakwa gir gayil, ukaa khoprhii fut gayil, Jilwa aawat

Take heart, anyone among you who believes you are technologically challenged, you "ain't seen nuthin' yet". This is an excerpt from a Wall Street

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c main onu dekhi jaanda c oh menu dekhi jaandi c main onu dekhi jaanda c.... na paper (exam) onu anda c na paper menu...

Hawa main ud raha ta galib, hawa main uncha ud raha ta galib, hawa main bindas ud raha ta galib, hawa main mast ud raha ta galib,

Once Banta Singh attended an interview. Interviewer: Give me the opposite for Made in India Banta Singh: Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer: Keep

Pyar To Hona Hi Tha Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her. Poor girl,

Since Amitabh Bachchan's contract for Kaun Banega Crorepati is going to expire soon, here are a few persons who could audition for the show. Nana

A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and

On a flight James bond was sitting besides a Telugu Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?" James Bond: " My name is Bond " Continuing

I dont know if its true but its funny as hell!! I was laughing like for 2 hours after reading this. Do read till the end and feel free to pass

Aamir Khan, SRK and Salman Khan die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here

If you are well dressed, she thinks you are a playboy. If you are not, she thinks you are rugged. If you kiss her you are not a

job change... Take a Break..... smile fr a while job change :)) =========================== A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the

A honeymooning couple purchased a talking parrot on their vacation and took it to their room, but the bridegroom became annoyed with the bird

Good Morning, Srdr: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. Frnd: Y? Srdr: Got upper berth. Frnd: Y did'nt u Xchanged? Srdr: oye, there was

Little Johnny's Moral Story In a classroom of third graders, the teacher says to the kids, "Today, class, we will be telling stories that

Prime Minister Mori of Japan was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets with President Bill

Different Between Golden Ages And Modern World Girls... 1960's Girl, Jiya Bekarar Hai, Ayee bahar Hai, Aja moray Sajna, Tera intazar Hai,...

Turn the volume up .... lol http://www.rio.com.br/animation/iconstory.htm

Jimmy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look

Two bone weary public servants were working their little hearts and souls out. Their department was just too busy for staff to be able take

Once laloo went to the US to visit his counterpart the US senator who was the US railway minister. When the senator invited him home for dinner,...

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India. 1. A student's leave letter : "As I am

Before finding a Girl.....................Superman After finding a Girl......................Spiderman After Engaging with a

Once a day santa climb-up in building, which have 200 stories. One of Santa's friend called him Banta your son has dead. When he heard this he

Hey check this out..This is indeed very funny: http://www.cs.odu.edu/~vsripada/mile%20sur/conan.wmv

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any

SRK n BIN LADEN were haing chat in Afghanistan.BIN LADEN asked SRK how was your past day been yaaar? SRK said:- KABHIE KHUSHI KABHI GHUM SRK

Gone are the days Gone are the days When the school reopened in June, And we settled in our new desks and benches. Gone are the days When